WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Gay? no. Running on here everytime you have a slight problem e.g "postman touched me whilst handing me letters, am I touchable?" - makes you very annoying, but not gay.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
MikeViper said:But yeah, does this make me gay dude? I am so f*cking traumitized by this man.
Troll? Shut up, as if I would honestly waste my time typing this crap if I wasn't serious. Look, you might have nothing better to do but post on Sosuave all day, but that doesn't mean other people do.Shezz said:FLAGGED: Troll
Sarge On...
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You were banned already...ever wonder why? Shezz can actually get girls unlike someone. Stop talking so much sh*t.MikeViper said:Troll? Shut up, as if I would honestly waste my time typing this crap if I wasn't serious. Look, you might have nothing better to do but post on Sosuave all day, but that doesn't mean other people do.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Yeah, I was banned because you guys act like assh*les, and then make up lies to the moderators. And you wonder why I'm so defensive all the time, it's because you guys are liars. And who cares if Shezz can get girls? Girls are cool but I could name several things that I can do that Shezz can't touch. Bottom line, getting girls isn't going to get Shezz through life.You were banned already...ever wonder why? Shezz can actually get girls unlike someone. Stop talking so much sh*t.
At least we're not gay.:moon:MikeViper said:Yeah, I was banned because you guys act like assh*les, and then make up lies to the moderators. And you wonder why I'm so defensive all the time, it's because you guys are liars. And who cares if Shezz can get girls? Girls are cool but I could name several things that I can do that Shezz can't touch. Bottom line, getting girls isn't going to get Shezz through life.
That's not your gay boyfriend says.oakraiderz2 said:At least we're not gay.:moon:
Why are you rolling your eyes elor? You're the one who told me.mr_elor said:
That's not what oakraiderz said. I didn't want to hear it man, but oakraiderz comes on the bus and starts talking about how you and him were having gay sex last night. Damnit! You guys need to keep that sh*t to yourselfs.mr_elor said:I never said my grammar was perfect. Still, it's better than your insults. If you're gonna resort to personal insults then fair enough, but you're obviously not secure enough to handle them yourself. Perhaps you should look up some of the threads on self-esteem.
And anyway, at least I'm not gay![]()
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Sure you do. :crackup:MikeViper said:Wow, can't you freaking take a joke man? Jesus, and you're the one calling me a child. But hey, what does it matter if you keep ranting on about how I'm gay, that doesn't make it true, and in the end, I'm still get more p*ssy than you.
Viper come down man,LOSE THE NEGATIVE ATTITUDE and i know you don\'t get puzzy because your in the same boat as meMikeViper said:Wow, can\'t you freaking take a joke man? Jesus, and you\'re the one calling me a child. But hey, what does it matter if you keep ranting on about how I\'m gay, that doesn\'t make it true, and in the end, I\'m still get more p*ssy than you.
Good joke coming from someone who enjoys transsexuals and rim jobs.MikeViper said:That's not what oakraiderz said. I didn't want to hear it man, but oakraiderz comes on the bus and starts talking about how you and him were having gay sex last night. Damnit! You guys need to keep that sh*t to yourselfs.
You seem to know a lot about me oakraiderz, is there something you haven't been telling me? Oh yeah, it's that you're full of crap. Man, I've got to f*cking stop reply to your stupid sh*t before it gets me in a bad mmod.oakraiderz2 said:Good joke coming from someone who enjoys transsexuals and rim jobs.You've yet again managed to make a dumbass post, make dumbass remarks, insult people and you still think you havent done anything wrong...troll.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.