WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Gay? no. Running on here everytime you have a slight problem e.g "postman touched me whilst handing me letters, am I touchable?" - makes you very annoying, but not gay.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Does this make me gay?
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Mr_knowit_all
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It's hard to believe this isn't a troll post, but for the off chance that this guy is serious, I'll make a serious attempt to answer his question.
You're not gay. I've read that homosexuals have an EMOTIONAL attachment to the same sex; not just physical. So unless you started to have feelings for this guy's ass beyond the physical, I think you're safely heterosexual.
Now if you start to become obsessed with redecorating your apartment and start wearing lavender scented cologne, I might change my opinion.
You're not gay. I've read that homosexuals have an EMOTIONAL attachment to the same sex; not just physical. So unless you started to have feelings for this guy's ass beyond the physical, I think you're safely heterosexual.
Now if you start to become obsessed with redecorating your apartment and start wearing lavender scented cologne, I might change my opinion.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
proteinshake
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omg u need to chill, u say your scared of being gay lol. dude no bodys gonna force u to be gay. you need to figure out why wrestling practice and group showers make you so uncomfortable and you need to be a f*cking man and make your own choices about who you want to be
oakraiderz2
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You were banned already...ever wonder why? Shezz can actually get girls unlike someone. Stop talking so much sh*t.MikeViper said:
Big Eee Zee
Master Don Juan
i'll be honest, you're gay. even looking at another guy without his shirt on makes you gay.
and the ladies can tell, and they wont want your gay ass anymore.
unless you're in the locker room. then you can slap other guy's asses and its straight.
friggin' fruitcake...
I hate the people here now
and the ladies can tell, and they wont want your gay ass anymore.
unless you're in the locker room. then you can slap other guy's asses and its straight.
friggin' fruitcake...
I hate the people here now
WestCoaster
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Yes, it makes you gay. Do a Google search for sosuavette.com. 
To quote Carlos Mencia
"If you think you might be gay then your gay . . .clap clap
If you think you might be gay then your gay . . . clap clap
If you think you might be gay then your really really gay
If you think you might be gay then your gay . . . clap clap"
Sung to the tune of "If your happy and you know it clap your hands"
"If you think you might be gay then your gay . . .clap clap
If you think you might be gay then your gay . . . clap clap
If you think you might be gay then your really really gay
If you think you might be gay then your gay . . . clap clap"
Sung to the tune of "If your happy and you know it clap your hands"
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
This thread has officially become lame. And you know what? No, I'm not gay. I was looking up pictures of girls with hot asses, up comes a guy with a feminine ass, I jack to it thinking it was a GIRL. In the end, no I'm not guy, because my intentions at that time where straight, because I didn't know it was a guy.
Yeah, I was banned because you guys act like assh*les, and then make up lies to the moderators. And you wonder why I'm so defensive all the time, it's because you guys are liars. And who cares if Shezz can get girls? Girls are cool but I could name several things that I can do that Shezz can't touch. Bottom line, getting girls isn't going to get Shezz through life.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
At least we're not gay.:moon:MikeViper said:
That's not what oakraiderz said. I didn't want to hear it man, but oakraiderz comes on the bus and starts talking about how you and him were having gay sex last night. Damnit! You guys need to keep that sh*t to yourselfs.mr_elor said:I never said my grammar was perfect. Still, it's better than your insults. If you're gonna resort to personal insults then fair enough, but you're obviously not secure enough to handle them yourself. Perhaps you should look up some of the threads on self-esteem.
And anyway, at least I'm not gay
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Wow, can't you freaking take a joke man? Jesus, and you're the one calling me a child. But hey, what does it matter if you keep ranting on about how I'm gay, that doesn't make it true, and in the end, I'm still get more p*ssy than you. And I haven't even had sex before, so that says something. And no elor, your sister doesn't count, you sick f*ck.
dreamxhenry
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Viper come down man,LOSE THE NEGATIVE ATTITUDE and i know you don\'t get puzzy because your in the same boat as meMikeViper said:
oakraiderz2
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Good joke coming from someone who enjoys transsexuals and rim jobs.MikeViper said:
You've yet again managed to make a dumbass post, make dumbass remarks, insult people and you still think you havent done anything wrong...troll.You seem to know a lot about me oakraiderz, is there something you haven't been telling me? Oh yeah, it's that you're full of crap. Man, I've got to f*cking stop reply to your stupid sh*t before it gets me in a bad mmod.oakraiderz2 said:Good joke coming from someone who enjoys transsexuals and rim jobs.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
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