"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Do you hit on UGs?

Fenderules

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there is a differnce on "hitting on them" and making sorda just ****y funny talk with them. Your not necessarly hitting on them just being C&F, and friendly. If she has hot friends they will see that and naturally like your more and you have a better chance to score with them. But dont pretend you wanna **** the ugly, your just having fun and making new friends, thats all it has to be. You dont have to talk about ass slappin in ****. Then your as seen as a fun guy, tahts all.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Jariel
Haha! Is this a personal experience? Sounds like a bad situation or a bad dream.
Neither, thank god. I just have a very active imagination, especially when it comes to creating scenarios.
 

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yeah you never know, but if a girl did that then she is obviously ****ed up.
 

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Damn i was just thinking about this the other day. In my approaches there always seems to be a UG with the HB and i seriously don't know what to do. I feel bad for blanking her so i sometimes give eye contact to the UG while im talking to the HB.. but still i just find it a waste of time making eye contact, coz my sole purpose should be macking on the HB and getting the number.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hell no!

I'm not wasting my time on some chick if I don't like her for whatever reason (i.e. she's ugly, or her personality is positively awful).

Ben
 

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Incidentally, why do ugly women always use the "barbie doll" comparison towards any slim, attractive woman like it's an insult? Barbie's hot!
Compared to the dolls they make nowadays, barbie is plain jane. Modern dolls look really slutty. Have you seen Bratz? The next generation of women will be so easy it'll be insane! Too bad I'll be too old for them by time they come around.
 

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Originally posted by MackJr
Compared to the dolls they make nowadays, barbie is plain jane. Modern dolls look really slutty. Have you seen Bratz? The next generation of women will be so easy it'll be insane! Too bad I'll be too old for them by time they come around.
True...

I see the next generation filled with a bunch of fvck buddies.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Come on, these Bratz things may make women dress sexier, but it sure as hell won't make them easier. The nature of the game won't change, the sexiness in outfits will.

Anyway, I agree about not doing C&F on UG's. They will think they have arrived in heaven because some attractive, funny guy is showing interest in them. Sure, they will be at your mercy (plenty of free beers :p), but if not properly put in their place they'll probably end up trying to make a move on you which isn't quite what you want.

And, well... a UG can indeed turn into a HB, providing you've had enough alcohol. One more reason to keep the drinking to a minimum :D
 

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I think it's quite bad what I do. I don't even want to make 'friends' with a girl unless she is good looking. Sort of limits me a bit, because they may have hot friends. But I just can't do it, I see nothing interesting in them.
 

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Why would you even want to hit on UG's? That's pretty much the epitome of anti-DJ.

Basically, don't do it unless you're desperate for some nani. You end up selling yourself short.
 

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Originally posted by Rogerman
I only do it when sex is involved.

Same here only if they have a nice body. Don't matter if she have a **** wrecked face.

***** Has no face so dont matter (Only if she is like deformed or lower than a 3.5 then i won't.)
 

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I agree...

Butta face women (above 3 on the hotness scale) spike my interest...and for those of you who don't know what a butta face woman is, it's a woman that has everything on her looking good but the face...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I do.....cause when the booze is flowing and the smoke is risin and the hormones are going, sometimes ya just need to get laid. Done em' before and will do em again, and not afraid to admit it. UB will go all the way in the sack to please you, whatever you want, let your freak flag fly! LOL :D
 

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Friendly, but don't hit on 'em

I'm friendly to gals I don't find attractive, but I don't hit on 'em. Don't want to lead them on and disappoint them; they sure as hell have to deal with enough disappointment as it is.
 

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OK OK fellas hold up....
Bratz dont look sexy like posted above, they look slutty... can you pin the difference?? there's a big difference between sexy and slutty. Go to most clubs in Ft, Lauderdale and you find slutty.. go to a hot club in Fisher Island and you find.. classy.

About "butta face women" (ROFL) I call them brown-bag specials lol like a lunch special it gets you through your natural needs and aside from that, it's done..

This is the deal though, most hotties know they are hot.. period. So they know most guys will approach them because they are hot, they don't need the approval, the real hot ones already approve of themselves... THUS they have something that although they might like about themselves - their personality - it is also something that you can't see. You have to experience it and rate it according to how others experience it. So if she can believe that you dated another woman because of the way she is and not merely her looks, you'll be golden since you'll be not only already going out with her because of her looks(which she already knows..) but also because of the way she is....

The whole nine yards..

but then again, I guess my theory would only apply to the REALLY hot ones like an HB 8.5 and above.
 

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"There is no such thing as UGs, only not enough Vodka"

Old Russian saying

THen again, the Russian girls nowadays seem to be real hot...

DIetzcoi
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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