"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Do we really need women for anything other than sex?

theunflushables

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Ehh...I don't know. I've got this semi maybe thing going on with this girl (we both want it, just not the time). Anyways, there is use for her. She knows a lot about cars which is awesome because I only know how to change oil and tires. She knows a lot about photography. Good for me as an aspiring photographer. And yeah any other guy might know that stuff, but I'm not going to sleep with him. Its a case by case basis really.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm with theunflushables on this, sure the furry cheque book is the real payload but let's not forget all the other sh!t we/I need them for.

1.Making sandwich's
2.Cleaning house
3.Spooning (beats electric blanket or hot water bottle)
4.Buying me stuff (they do love that gift giving thingy)
5.Picking me up out of gutter at 5am
6.Complimenting me/stroking ego (guys never compliment as much as chicks)
7.Lending money
8.And the obvious awesome intimacy that only birds can provide

This is just a few, I could go deeper.


If it's just sex and only sex you think she can provide then I think your wasting her potential.
 

The Deacon

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( . )( . ) said:
I'm with theunflushables on this, sure the furry cheque book is the real payload but let's not forget all the other sh!t we/I need them for.

1.Making sandwich's
2.Cleaning house
3.Spooning (beats electric blanket or hot water bottle)
4.Buying me stuff (they do love that gift giving thingy)
5.Picking me up out of gutter at 5am
6.Complimenting me/stroking ego (guys never compliment as much as chicks)
7.Lending money
8.And the obvious awesome intimacy that only birds can provide
I hope you're joking. If this is what DJism is all about, then I'm gonna run for the hills.
 

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I think he views your take on DJism as misogyny t!ttyman.

As for me I think you are on point as usual.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Deacon

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What do you mean?
Call me old fashioned, but I don't believe that devaluing women helps anyone. These kinds of beliefs are responsible for the morons who'll go out into the field and think that they'll get laid by disrespecting women. It's not like a woman's pvssy gets wet whenever she hears a man say "get back in the kitchen b*tch!" There are men out there who respect women and get laid! What a concept!

That may not what you've directly said in your post, but I get the strong feeling that people are reading it and interpreting it in that way. Next thing you know, you'll have a bunch of people using "hold my drink b*tch!" as a pick-up line, like they're Rick James.
 

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I don't even want to have sex until I'm married. I'm only in relationships at all for the marriage that I'm hoping one of them will eventually result in.
 

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The Deacon said:
Call me old fashioned, but I don't believe that devaluing women helps anyone. These kinds of beliefs are responsible for the morons who'll go out into the field and think that they'll get laid by disrespecting women. It's not like a woman's pvssy gets wet whenever she hears a man say "get back in the kitchen b*tch!" There are men out there who respect women and get laid! What a concept!

That may not what you've directly said in your post, but I get the strong feeling that people are reading it and interpreting it in that way. Next thing you know, you'll have a bunch of people using "hold my drink b*tch!" as a pick-up line, like they're Rick James.
WOW.

TheDeacon said:
Call me old fashioned
Going by that...whatever the fvck it was, I'd call you anything BUT "old fashioned".

KontrollerX said:
I think he views your take on DJism as misogyny t!ttyman.
Oh,sh!t there goes my sleep tonight.
 

The Deacon

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Oh,sh!t there goes my sleep tonight.
Oh no! Sarcasm from a hot-shot in an internet forum about picking up chicks? What do I do? How do I gain your approval? I want it oh-so-bad. Try writing an actual rebuttal to an argument so that I think you're something other than some guy trying to act tough over the internet.
 

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The Deacon said:
Oh no! Sarcasm from a hot-shot in an internet forum about picking up chicks? What do I do? How do I gain your approval? I want it oh-so-bad. Try writing an actual rebuttal to an argument so that I think you're something other than some guy trying to act tough over the internet.
I got nothin, you win. :up:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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umm
its called a life long lasting friendship, someone to wipe your ass when you can't think straight @ 75. Someone who still loves you when your little d1ck can't get it up anymore. Someone who holds your hand when you are sick on your bed from the cold and to make you soup.


bunch of high school kids who haven't grown up yet.
 

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The "I'm a real man I don't need wominz for anything other than pvssy, rawr" attitude on this board is kinda pathetic. Who doesn't want a good woman by their side? Especially down the road.
 
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