"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"Do I know you"

sandman6991

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Ah...the classic "Do I know you..."

I've encountered it many times before, but never been able to find a solution. I sent this girl a message on Facebook that said

"Oh my gawwwd! Your name is *insert her name* too? Wow, we must be soulmates!"

As a note...we actually do have the same name...I'm not just making sh!t up:p

And she replied, with...

"hahaha do i know you?"

These "Do I know you's" have always stumped me, and it's time, once and for all...that I figure out how to deal with this. Any help at all would be appreciated, thanks! If it helps any...this girl lives near me
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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sandman6991 said:
"hahaha do i know you?"
Respond with "I sat next to you in Ms. Walsh's English Class!"

If she responds back with another quote from Groundhog Day, you'll know you've got a keeper.
 

moto

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just ask her I don't know , Do yoU?

or you can say no but im ____ nice to meet you!

or something unique
 

Jaxon

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Normally when they drop the "do I know you line" it's best to respond with "sorry, must have mistaken you for someone else". Then you end all communication, unless they re-initiate.
If they're playing a game then this response takes all power away from them, and if they genuinely forgot a lot of times your quick non-schalant response will pique their curiousity.
And sometimes they won't respond at all, in which case you're better off for it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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