"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Do blow-jobs count when you add up the number of women you've had sex with?

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If a woman gave you a blow job, but you didn't have sex with her does she still count as one of your sexual partners?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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yes.

According to the OPL (Official Players League) *******s count as one.

Bondage counts as two points.

Virgin is three points.

Sleeping with your best friends mom is four points.

and ... the legendary "Dirty Sanchez" is the bullseye of the players league.
 

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Uhh...no.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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You can be damn sure the woman wont count it!
 

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No that's cheating.
 

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Ask Bill Clinton.
 

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ChrizZ said:
yes.

According to the OPL (Official Players League) *******s count as one.

Bondage counts as two points.

Virgin is three points.

Sleeping with your best friends mom is four points.

and ... the legendary "Dirty Sanchez" is the bullseye of the players league.
Exactly! :D

Not if you are Bill Clinton. To the OP, just go out there and get laid, and stop worrying about minor stats.
 

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Bud_Fox said:
If a woman gave you a blow job, but you didn't have sex with her does she still count as one of your sexual partners?
Do you want it to count as one of your sexual partners?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Well if a blówjob was your first sexual encounter then it might be important to know if you actually lost your virginity or not...
 

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Bud_Fox said:
If a woman gave you a blow job, but you didn't have sex with her does she still count as one of your sexual partners?

He didn't ask if oral sex counts as having sex with a girl.

He asked if it counts as a sexual partner.

Why wouldn't you count someone you do a sexual act with as a sexual partner? Isn't your pee pee getting hard? Aren't you having an orgasm? What's more sexual than cumming?
 

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Vlad the Impaler said:
What if you dry hump and you bust a nut. Does that count?
Count *for what?*

The number of girls who have stimulated your penis?

Or the number of girls you've had sex with?



This number of girls thing is completely artificial and there is no official tally or rules governing it.
 

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mrRuckus said:
This number of girls thing is completely artificial and there is no official tally or rules governing it.

Women's formula:
Actual number of sex acts, minus bl0wjobs, minus handjobs, minus any ONS, minus anything that happened in a bar parking lot, minus threesomes and other girls, minus any relationship that lasted less than a month, and then rounded down to the nearest ten...so as not to seem like a slvt.

Men's formula:
Actual number of sex acts, plus everything that women minus, plus every time that you think you could've, but didn't, then rounded up to the nearest ten...so as to feel like a stud.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Bible_Belt said:
Women's formula:
Actual number of sex acts, minus bl0wjobs, minus handjobs, minus any ONS, minus anything that happened in a bar parking lot, minus threesomes and other girls, minus any relationship that lasted less than a month, and then rounded down to the nearest ten...so as not to seem like a slvt.

Men's formula:
Actual number of sex acts, plus everything that women minus, plus every time that you think you could've, but didn't, then rounded up to the nearest ten...so as to feel like a stud.
Post of the day, right here.

In all seriousness, only insecure guys worry about "stats." Real men do what they want without worrying about what will impress others or validate themselves.
 

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No, it doesn't really 'count', but why the do you need us to tell you what YOU want to count? Count anything you want man.
 
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