"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Do blow-jobs count when you add up the number of women you've had sex with?

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Bud_Fox

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If a woman gave you a blow job, but you didn't have sex with her does she still count as one of your sexual partners?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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ChrizZ

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yes.

According to the OPL (Official Players League) *******s count as one.

Bondage counts as two points.

Virgin is three points.

Sleeping with your best friends mom is four points.

and ... the legendary "Dirty Sanchez" is the bullseye of the players league.
 

oakraiderz2

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Uhh...no.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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horaholic

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You can be damn sure the woman wont count it!
 

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No that's cheating.
 

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Ask Bill Clinton.
 

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ChrizZ said:
yes.

According to the OPL (Official Players League) *******s count as one.

Bondage counts as two points.

Virgin is three points.

Sleeping with your best friends mom is four points.

and ... the legendary "Dirty Sanchez" is the bullseye of the players league.
Exactly! :D

Not if you are Bill Clinton. To the OP, just go out there and get laid, and stop worrying about minor stats.
 

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Bud_Fox said:
If a woman gave you a blow job, but you didn't have sex with her does she still count as one of your sexual partners?
Do you want it to count as one of your sexual partners?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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IsiMan84

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Well if a blówjob was your first sexual encounter then it might be important to know if you actually lost your virginity or not...
 

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Bud_Fox said:
If a woman gave you a blow job, but you didn't have sex with her does she still count as one of your sexual partners?

He didn't ask if oral sex counts as having sex with a girl.

He asked if it counts as a sexual partner.

Why wouldn't you count someone you do a sexual act with as a sexual partner? Isn't your pee pee getting hard? Aren't you having an orgasm? What's more sexual than cumming?
 

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Vlad the Impaler said:
What if you dry hump and you bust a nut. Does that count?
Count *for what?*

The number of girls who have stimulated your penis?

Or the number of girls you've had sex with?



This number of girls thing is completely artificial and there is no official tally or rules governing it.
 

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mrRuckus said:
This number of girls thing is completely artificial and there is no official tally or rules governing it.

Women's formula:
Actual number of sex acts, minus bl0wjobs, minus handjobs, minus any ONS, minus anything that happened in a bar parking lot, minus threesomes and other girls, minus any relationship that lasted less than a month, and then rounded down to the nearest ten...so as not to seem like a slvt.

Men's formula:
Actual number of sex acts, plus everything that women minus, plus every time that you think you could've, but didn't, then rounded up to the nearest ten...so as to feel like a stud.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Bible_Belt said:
Women's formula:
Actual number of sex acts, minus bl0wjobs, minus handjobs, minus any ONS, minus anything that happened in a bar parking lot, minus threesomes and other girls, minus any relationship that lasted less than a month, and then rounded down to the nearest ten...so as not to seem like a slvt.

Men's formula:
Actual number of sex acts, plus everything that women minus, plus every time that you think you could've, but didn't, then rounded up to the nearest ten...so as to feel like a stud.
Post of the day, right here.

In all seriousness, only insecure guys worry about "stats." Real men do what they want without worrying about what will impress others or validate themselves.
 

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No, it doesn't really 'count', but why the do you need us to tell you what YOU want to count? Count anything you want man.
 
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