Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Do blow-jobs count when you add up the number of women you've had sex with?

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Bud_Fox

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If a woman gave you a blow job, but you didn't have sex with her does she still count as one of your sexual partners?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ChrizZ

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yes.

According to the OPL (Official Players League) *******s count as one.

Bondage counts as two points.

Virgin is three points.

Sleeping with your best friends mom is four points.

and ... the legendary "Dirty Sanchez" is the bullseye of the players league.
 

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Uhh...no.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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You can be damn sure the woman wont count it!
 

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No that's cheating.
 

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Ask Bill Clinton.
 

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ChrizZ said:
yes.

According to the OPL (Official Players League) *******s count as one.

Bondage counts as two points.

Virgin is three points.

Sleeping with your best friends mom is four points.

and ... the legendary "Dirty Sanchez" is the bullseye of the players league.
Exactly! :D

Not if you are Bill Clinton. To the OP, just go out there and get laid, and stop worrying about minor stats.
 

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Bud_Fox said:
If a woman gave you a blow job, but you didn't have sex with her does she still count as one of your sexual partners?
Do you want it to count as one of your sexual partners?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Well if a blówjob was your first sexual encounter then it might be important to know if you actually lost your virginity or not...
 

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Bud_Fox said:
If a woman gave you a blow job, but you didn't have sex with her does she still count as one of your sexual partners?

He didn't ask if oral sex counts as having sex with a girl.

He asked if it counts as a sexual partner.

Why wouldn't you count someone you do a sexual act with as a sexual partner? Isn't your pee pee getting hard? Aren't you having an orgasm? What's more sexual than cumming?
 

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Vlad the Impaler said:
What if you dry hump and you bust a nut. Does that count?
Count *for what?*

The number of girls who have stimulated your penis?

Or the number of girls you've had sex with?



This number of girls thing is completely artificial and there is no official tally or rules governing it.
 

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mrRuckus said:
This number of girls thing is completely artificial and there is no official tally or rules governing it.

Women's formula:
Actual number of sex acts, minus bl0wjobs, minus handjobs, minus any ONS, minus anything that happened in a bar parking lot, minus threesomes and other girls, minus any relationship that lasted less than a month, and then rounded down to the nearest ten...so as not to seem like a slvt.

Men's formula:
Actual number of sex acts, plus everything that women minus, plus every time that you think you could've, but didn't, then rounded up to the nearest ten...so as to feel like a stud.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Bible_Belt said:
Women's formula:
Actual number of sex acts, minus bl0wjobs, minus handjobs, minus any ONS, minus anything that happened in a bar parking lot, minus threesomes and other girls, minus any relationship that lasted less than a month, and then rounded down to the nearest ten...so as not to seem like a slvt.

Men's formula:
Actual number of sex acts, plus everything that women minus, plus every time that you think you could've, but didn't, then rounded up to the nearest ten...so as to feel like a stud.
Post of the day, right here.

In all seriousness, only insecure guys worry about "stats." Real men do what they want without worrying about what will impress others or validate themselves.
 

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No, it doesn't really 'count', but why the do you need us to tell you what YOU want to count? Count anything you want man.
 
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