so true i rarely watch the sport any more it has gone down hill
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Did The Philadelphia Eagles NFL team just get duped into giving away a $255 million contract to an average player by a nice pair of titties?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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“Running QBs” do not exist in the NFL. In 2023, all of the top QBs can run if the situation warrants- Mahomes, Allen, Hurts, Burrow, Jackson, even Lawrence & Herbert. That is a part of the modern QB skill set. Statue QBs are a liability.
Lamar Jackson just got a deal reportedly higher than Jalen Hurts. Looks like you have to make another thread.
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Lamar has a longer track record of stellar paly than Jalen and has had to carry his team more.
You make the thread lol. This thread is about titties, not race. Sorry Eye.
If anyone's going to get hurt running it's Allen, but he only has a 4/72 contract.
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What are you even talking about here?
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Why would I make a post about Lamar when he didn't have a tittied agent?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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