so true i rarely watch the sport any more it has gone down hill
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Did The Philadelphia Eagles NFL team just get duped into giving away a $255 million contract to an average player by a nice pair of titties?
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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“Running QBs” do not exist in the NFL. In 2023, all of the top QBs can run if the situation warrants- Mahomes, Allen, Hurts, Burrow, Jackson, even Lawrence & Herbert. That is a part of the modern QB skill set. Statue QBs are a liability.
Lamar Jackson just got a deal reportedly higher than Jalen Hurts. Looks like you have to make another thread.
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Lamar has a longer track record of stellar paly than Jalen and has had to carry his team more.
You make the thread lol. This thread is about titties, not race. Sorry Eye.
If anyone's going to get hurt running it's Allen, but he only has a 4/72 contract.
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What are you even talking about here?
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Why would I make a post about Lamar when he didn't have a tittied agent?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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