so true i rarely watch the sport any more it has gone down hill
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Did The Philadelphia Eagles NFL team just get duped into giving away a $255 million contract to an average player by a nice pair of titties?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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“Running QBs” do not exist in the NFL. In 2023, all of the top QBs can run if the situation warrants- Mahomes, Allen, Hurts, Burrow, Jackson, even Lawrence & Herbert. That is a part of the modern QB skill set. Statue QBs are a liability.
Lamar Jackson just got a deal reportedly higher than Jalen Hurts. Looks like you have to make another thread.
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Lamar has a longer track record of stellar paly than Jalen and has had to carry his team more.
You make the thread lol. This thread is about titties, not race. Sorry Eye.
If anyone's going to get hurt running it's Allen, but he only has a 4/72 contract.
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What are you even talking about here?
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Why would I make a post about Lamar when he didn't have a tittied agent?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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