"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Definition of a certain sex term??

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whats "blue balls" supposed to mean?? i never got that word....does it mean that when you dont get sex like youre suppose to that your balls are sad, therefore "blue"?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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it's what a girl teases you beyond control, therefor making you maintain an erection for a prolonged period of time, and holding off ejaculatory relief..therefore theoretically turning your nuts blue
 

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I doubt they really turn color but I bet it feels like they will.
 

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the blood stays in the nethers with little circulation which causes it to lose oxygen and turn blue.
 

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I've read that there is no medical evidence for actual color change caused by restriction of circulation in the testicles, but if you have a source for that I'd love to see it. The correct term IIRC is vasocongestion and while painful turns (AFAIK) nothing blue.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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bigjohnson said:
I've read that there is no medical evidence for actual color change caused by restriction of circulation in the testicles, but if you have a source for that I'd love to see it. The correct term IIRC is vasocongestion and while painful turns (AFAIK) nothing blue.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls

you are atrue dumbass if you think your nuts actually turn blue.

the resaon it's called blue balls is becuase blue is associated with pain. remember the old cartoons when someone would get say, an ACME thingy smaed on their foot and it turned red or blue? or a sledgehammer in the leg or something and it would change colors? And blue balls has a better ring to it than red balls
 

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If I thought that I'd be a little ignorant, yes, but if you read a with a little more comprehension you'll see I said I don't believe it's a literal term. What aspect of the software biz were you in where reading was optional? Sales?
 

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Anyone know the cure for blue balls?


















































Scratch them till their red
 

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bigjohnson said:
I've read that there is no medical evidence for actual color change caused by restriction of circulation in the testicles, but if you have a source for that I'd love to see it. The correct term IIRC is vasocongestion and while painful turns (AFAIK) nothing blue.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls


Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it a well known fact that the less oxygenated blood turns bluish compared to normal circulating blood?
 

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backbreaker said:
you are atrue dumbass if you think your nuts actually turn blue.

the resaon it's called blue balls is becuase blue is associated with pain. remember the old cartoons when someone would get say, an ACME thingy smaed on their foot and it turned red or blue? or a sledgehammer in the leg or something and it would change colors? And blue balls has a better ring to it than red balls

OMG. Your right. Blue balls is derived from the Road Runner. It's so simple.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Teflon_Mcgee said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it a well known fact that the less oxygenated blood turns bluish compared to normal circulating blood?
I'm not looking for a detailed series of conjectures here, all I'm saying is that I was told it's a figure of speech and when I briefly looked around I didn't see anything to disprove that. If you actually have something I'd be interested to see that source.

Also, appeal to common belief isn't really an argument.
 

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Teflon_Mcgee said:
OMG. Your right. Blue balls is derived from the Road Runner. It's so simple.

exactly. Loony tunes is the answer to most of the world's problems today


Blood is blue when it is not exposed to air... not your nutts.
 

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Getting blue balled is freiking painful, that's all I'm gonna say.
 

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Blue balls describes the pleasure of having a woman bite on your balls when she is giving you head. The term "blue balls" is the analogy that your girlfriend/lover is biting on your balls as if they were like blue candy gum balls. There used to be a myth that if a girl chews on your balls too much her tongue or mouth will also turn blue. The term for a woman fitting this description is sometimes referred to a "blue baller" or other similar terms.

If you ask me, blue balls feels really good. Next time you're getting sucked off, tell your girl to bite really hard on your balls. Thank me later.

By the way, don't listen to the guys above, they don't know what they're talking about. Blue balls is a pleasure term, it has nothing to do with pain.
 

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backbreaker said:
exactly. Loony tunes is the answer to most of the world's problems today


Blood is blue when it is not exposed to air... not your nutts.

Yes the blood turns blue and thus gives the twins a blueish tint.
it's much like when you wrap a string around your finger and it turns blue or the way a dead person turns blue.

the tescticles don't actually turn blue, though the skin does take on a blueish tint compared to it's natural color (atleast for white guys.)

Here's an easy test. Get a length of string and wrap it around your junk, under the sack and over the shaft. If you're a fair skinned guy, I give you my word it will turn blue.


Anyway, I haven't had blue balls for years. I kind of miss it. Ahh, the filling of dropping that hot piece of a$$ off and going home in pain just knowing that it's only a matter of time before you get some sweat releif and show little Jimmy what he missed out on. It makes that first lay all the better.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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