Ken785
Master Don Juan
whats "blue balls" supposed to mean?? i never got that word....does it mean that when you dont get sex like youre suppose to that your balls are sad, therefore "blue"?
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
bigjohnson said:I've read that there is no medical evidence for actual color change caused by restriction of circulation in the testicles, but if you have a source for that I'd love to see it. The correct term IIRC is vasocongestion and while painful turns (AFAIK) nothing blue.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls
bigjohnson said:I've read that there is no medical evidence for actual color change caused by restriction of circulation in the testicles, but if you have a source for that I'd love to see it. The correct term IIRC is vasocongestion and while painful turns (AFAIK) nothing blue.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls
backbreaker said:you are atrue dumbass if you think your nuts actually turn blue.
the resaon it's called blue balls is becuase blue is associated with pain. remember the old cartoons when someone would get say, an ACME thingy smaed on their foot and it turned red or blue? or a sledgehammer in the leg or something and it would change colors? And blue balls has a better ring to it than red balls
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I'm not looking for a detailed series of conjectures here, all I'm saying is that I was told it's a figure of speech and when I briefly looked around I didn't see anything to disprove that. If you actually have something I'd be interested to see that source.Teflon_Mcgee said:Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it a well known fact that the less oxygenated blood turns bluish compared to normal circulating blood?
Teflon_Mcgee said:OMG. Your right. Blue balls is derived from the Road Runner. It's so simple.
backbreaker said:exactly. Loony tunes is the answer to most of the world's problems today
Blood is blue when it is not exposed to air... not your nutts.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.