we all eat food
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okay so i got gf right, so now i wanna go out ona date with her, how do i do this
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
date with my gf
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- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
OfficeSpace
Master Don Juan
Ummm, boy this is a tough one!!
Umm, I think maybe you should uhhhh....
ASK HER OUT!
Umm, I think maybe you should uhhhh....
ASK HER OUT!
we all eat food
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how do you do that, and should i do it tommoroow since it will be thursday
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Mr_rogers
Senior Don Juan
Normally I'd say something like, "Dude, chill out. That kind of comment doesn't make for a happy forum," but in all seriousness, you're quite right. This guy really is an idiot.LikRetsam said:
we all eat food
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i just have poor social skills
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
We all want to know how you got a girlfriend.we all eat food said:
Mr_rogers
Senior Don Juan
Couldn't have said it better myself.AC/DC said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
shydude
Master Don Juan
Lmao!!!! OK asking her out is really not hard!! There are 2 things that can happned!! Rejection, BUll****! and agremment!! She might lie, like saying Ohh man I am always busy!! to me thats bull, and she doesnt have enought balls to tell u the truth... I hate when girls start to lie!! OMG girls!! just tell us the truth