we all eat food
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okay so i got gf right, so now i wanna go out ona date with her, how do i do this
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
date with my gf
- Thread starter we all eat food
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
OfficeSpace
Master Don Juan
Ummm, boy this is a tough one!!
Umm, I think maybe you should uhhhh....
ASK HER OUT!
Umm, I think maybe you should uhhhh....
ASK HER OUT!
we all eat food
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how do you do that, and should i do it tommoroow since it will be thursday
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Mr_rogers
Senior Don Juan
Normally I'd say something like, "Dude, chill out. That kind of comment doesn't make for a happy forum," but in all seriousness, you're quite right. This guy really is an idiot.LikRetsam said:
we all eat food
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i just have poor social skills
AC/DC
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We all want to know how you got a girlfriend.we all eat food said:
Mr_rogers
Senior Don Juan
Couldn't have said it better myself.AC/DC said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
shydude
Master Don Juan
Lmao!!!! OK asking her out is really not hard!! There are 2 things that can happned!! Rejection, BUll****! and agremment!! She might lie, like saying Ohh man I am always busy!! to me thats bull, and she doesnt have enought balls to tell u the truth... I hate when girls start to lie!! OMG girls!! just tell us the truth