"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Curved penises

Does your penis curve?

  • No my penis does not have a curve

    Votes: 19 40.4%

  • Yes my penis has a curve

    Votes: 28 59.6%
  • Total voters
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Only in the past year have I noticed watching pornos that some guys have a curved penis (banana shape) with the curve going upwards. (Mine is straight)

Now I actually remember seeing a documentary about this a while back where they were testing if it was for evolutionary purposes. They even took a catscan or MRI of a guy's erect penis inside a women.

Share any stories if you like.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I know the guy you're talking about. It looks like a boomerang.
 
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LOL please don't tell me guy's want to start trading penis pics. This thread should be locked before it gets ugly.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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lol this thread is hilarious:crackup: :crackup:

But i dont think it should be CLOSED . Its great thread because i was really worrying about my penis because its a little bit curved . But i found out that this is completely normal .

Dear Alice,

I have a problem with my penis. Even in the midst of excitement, it is not erect but it is curved. Is that a problem or something to be concerned about?

—Signed, Straight and Narrow



Dear Straight and Narrow,

Like other physical characteristics, penises come in different shapes and sizes. Some are longer, some are shorter, some are broader, some are narrower, some curve to the left, some to the right, some not at all. You mention that even in the midst of excitement, your penis is not erect. Erection is caused during arousal by more blood flowing into the penis than flows out. However, erect does not mean exactly straight as an arrow, hard as nails, perpendicular to your body, and parallel to the floor. Each person's erection is unique as well.

Alice's questions to you are as follows: Does your penis change at all when you are excited? Does it get hard enough to put on a condom? Do you experience orgasm and ejaculate when you masturbate? If all of your answers are "yes," then you don't have a problem — your penis seems to be behaving normally. It may only be your expectations that are a problem. If you answered "no" to any of these questions, you need to make an appointment with Health Services or your private health care provider so that you can have your concerns addressed personally.

Alice
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right before a storm my penis curves to the left.

its like those people with arthritis that know its about to storm.
 
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Google Brett Rockman that's as far as I go.
 
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Mine curves up and to the left. My ladies don't mind as it helps to hit the g-spot during sex.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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my penis is invisible.. wait, i don't even have a penis.
i just wanted to say the word penis...
 
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Aboleo said:
Mine curves up at a 45 degree angle. It wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't p!ssing in my face all the damn time... :cry:
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Well mine wouldnt be so bad if i didnt have to clean my bathroom cieling all the time either...:(
 
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mine points ahead of me...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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penkitten said:
my penis is invisible.. wait, i don't even have a penis.
i just wanted to say the word penis...
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wanna see one?
 
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penkitten said:
um, do i know you?
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Oh, come on... it was wide open there, Pen. You could have said something like "Sure, got a microscope?" or "Okay, let me just pull out my magnifying glass... now hold REALLY still so I can see it".

No hard feelings, Gio... I couldn't resist.:woo:
 
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I couldn't resist.:woo:
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i was just teasing him as he doesn't post here much...
thought it would have been easy to get...
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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