Curved penises

[MacAvoy]

Only in the past year have I noticed watching pornos that some guys have a curved penis (banana shape) with the curve going upwards. (Mine is straight)

Now I actually remember seeing a documentary about this a while back where they were testing if it was for evolutionary purposes. They even took a catscan or MRI of a guy's erect penis inside a women.

Share any stories if you like.

 

[Maxtro]

LOL what a thread. I noticed in pornos some guys have a penis that curves downward.

 

[Eccentric]

I know the guy you're talking about. It looks like a boomerang.

 

[Maxtro]

LOL please don't tell me guy's want to start trading penis pics. This thread should be locked before it gets ugly.

 

[Aboleo]

LOL please don't tell me guy's want to start trading penis pics. This thread should be locked before it gets ugly.

Yeah, really... there's more than clothes comming out of the closet here.

 

[Daddy The Pimp]

lol this thread is hilarious:crackup: :crackup:

But i dont think it should be CLOSED . Its great thread because i was really worrying about my penis because its a little bit curved . But i found out that this is completely normal .

Dear Alice,

I have a problem with my penis. Even in the midst of excitement, it is not erect but it is curved. Is that a problem or something to be concerned about?

—Signed, Straight and Narrow



Dear Straight and Narrow,

Like other physical characteristics, penises come in different shapes and sizes. Some are longer, some are shorter, some are broader, some are narrower, some curve to the left, some to the right, some not at all. You mention that even in the midst of excitement, your penis is not erect. Erection is caused during arousal by more blood flowing into the penis than flows out. However, erect does not mean exactly straight as an arrow, hard as nails, perpendicular to your body, and parallel to the floor. Each person's erection is unique as well.

Alice's questions to you are as follows: Does your penis change at all when you are excited? Does it get hard enough to put on a condom? Do you experience orgasm and ejaculate when you masturbate? If all of your answers are "yes," then you don't have a problem — your penis seems to be behaving normally. It may only be your expectations that are a problem. If you answered "no" to any of these questions, you need to make an appointment with Health Services or your private health care provider so that you can have your concerns addressed personally.

Alice

 

[joekerr31]

right before a storm my penis curves to the left.

its like those people with arthritis that know its about to storm.

 

[Eccentric]

Google Brett Rockman that's as far as I go.

 

[Ever onward]

Mine curves up and to the left. My ladies don't mind as it helps to hit the g-spot during sex.

 

[HandyAndy]

mine curves at a 90 degree angle

 

[penkitten]

my penis is invisible.. wait, i don't even have a penis.
i just wanted to say the word penis...

 

[Aboleo]

mine curves at a 90 degree angle

Mine curves up at a 45 degree angle. It wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't p!ssing in my face all the damn time...

 

[HandyAndy]

Mine curves up at a 45 degree angle. It wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't p!ssing in my face all the damn time...

Well mine wouldnt be so bad if i didnt have to clean my bathroom cieling all the time either...

 

[Rebound Material]

mine points ahead of me...

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Mine only curves downward when I'm over an underground source of water.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

my penis is invisible.. wait, i don't even have a penis.
i just wanted to say the word penis...

wanna see one?

 

[Aboleo]

wanna see one?

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[penkitten]

wanna see one?

um, do i know you?

 

[Aboleo]

um, do i know you?

Oh, come on... it was wide open there, Pen. You could have said something like "Sure, got a microscope?" or "Okay, let me just pull out my magnifying glass... now hold REALLY still so I can see it".

No hard feelings, Gio... I couldn't resist.:woo:

 

[penkitten]

I couldn't resist.:woo:

i was just teasing him as he doesn't post here much...
thought it would have been easy to get...