"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Curved penises

Does your penis curve?

  • No my penis does not have a curve

    Votes: 19 40.4%
  • Yes my penis has a curve

    Votes: 28 59.6%

  • Total voters
    47

MacAvoy

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Only in the past year have I noticed watching pornos that some guys have a curved penis (banana shape) with the curve going upwards. (Mine is straight)

Now I actually remember seeing a documentary about this a while back where they were testing if it was for evolutionary purposes. They even took a catscan or MRI of a guy's erect penis inside a women.

Share any stories if you like.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Eccentric

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I know the guy you're talking about. It looks like a boomerang.
 

Maxtro

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LOL please don't tell me guy's want to start trading penis pics. This thread should be locked before it gets ugly.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Daddy The Pimp

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lol this thread is hilarious:crackup: :crackup:

But i dont think it should be CLOSED . Its great thread because i was really worrying about my penis because its a little bit curved . But i found out that this is completely normal .

Dear Alice,

I have a problem with my penis. Even in the midst of excitement, it is not erect but it is curved. Is that a problem or something to be concerned about?

—Signed, Straight and Narrow



Dear Straight and Narrow,

Like other physical characteristics, penises come in different shapes and sizes. Some are longer, some are shorter, some are broader, some are narrower, some curve to the left, some to the right, some not at all. You mention that even in the midst of excitement, your penis is not erect. Erection is caused during arousal by more blood flowing into the penis than flows out. However, erect does not mean exactly straight as an arrow, hard as nails, perpendicular to your body, and parallel to the floor. Each person's erection is unique as well.

Alice's questions to you are as follows: Does your penis change at all when you are excited? Does it get hard enough to put on a condom? Do you experience orgasm and ejaculate when you masturbate? If all of your answers are "yes," then you don't have a problem — your penis seems to be behaving normally. It may only be your expectations that are a problem. If you answered "no" to any of these questions, you need to make an appointment with Health Services or your private health care provider so that you can have your concerns addressed personally.

Alice
 

joekerr31

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right before a storm my penis curves to the left.

its like those people with arthritis that know its about to storm.
 

Eccentric

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Google Brett Rockman that's as far as I go.
 

Ever onward

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Mine curves up and to the left. My ladies don't mind as it helps to hit the g-spot during sex.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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my penis is invisible.. wait, i don't even have a penis.
i just wanted to say the word penis...
 

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Aboleo said:
Mine curves up at a 45 degree angle. It wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't p!ssing in my face all the damn time... :cry:
Well mine wouldnt be so bad if i didnt have to clean my bathroom cieling all the time either...:(
 

Rebound Material

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mine points ahead of me...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Giovanni Casanova

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penkitten said:
my penis is invisible.. wait, i don't even have a penis.
i just wanted to say the word penis...
wanna see one?
 

Aboleo

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penkitten said:
um, do i know you?

Oh, come on... it was wide open there, Pen. You could have said something like "Sure, got a microscope?" or "Okay, let me just pull out my magnifying glass... now hold REALLY still so I can see it".

No hard feelings, Gio... I couldn't resist.:woo:
 

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Aboleo said:
I couldn't resist.:woo:
i was just teasing him as he doesn't post here much...
thought it would have been easy to get...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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