“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Curved penises

Does your penis curve?

  • No my penis does not have a curve

    Votes: 19 40.4%

  • Yes my penis has a curve

    Votes: 28 59.6%
  • Total voters
    47
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Only in the past year have I noticed watching pornos that some guys have a curved penis (banana shape) with the curve going upwards. (Mine is straight)

Now I actually remember seeing a documentary about this a while back where they were testing if it was for evolutionary purposes. They even took a catscan or MRI of a guy's erect penis inside a women.

Share any stories if you like.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I know the guy you're talking about. It looks like a boomerang.
 
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LOL please don't tell me guy's want to start trading penis pics. This thread should be locked before it gets ugly.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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lol this thread is hilarious:crackup: :crackup:

But i dont think it should be CLOSED . Its great thread because i was really worrying about my penis because its a little bit curved . But i found out that this is completely normal .

Dear Alice,

I have a problem with my penis. Even in the midst of excitement, it is not erect but it is curved. Is that a problem or something to be concerned about?

—Signed, Straight and Narrow



Dear Straight and Narrow,

Like other physical characteristics, penises come in different shapes and sizes. Some are longer, some are shorter, some are broader, some are narrower, some curve to the left, some to the right, some not at all. You mention that even in the midst of excitement, your penis is not erect. Erection is caused during arousal by more blood flowing into the penis than flows out. However, erect does not mean exactly straight as an arrow, hard as nails, perpendicular to your body, and parallel to the floor. Each person's erection is unique as well.

Alice's questions to you are as follows: Does your penis change at all when you are excited? Does it get hard enough to put on a condom? Do you experience orgasm and ejaculate when you masturbate? If all of your answers are "yes," then you don't have a problem — your penis seems to be behaving normally. It may only be your expectations that are a problem. If you answered "no" to any of these questions, you need to make an appointment with Health Services or your private health care provider so that you can have your concerns addressed personally.

Alice
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right before a storm my penis curves to the left.

its like those people with arthritis that know its about to storm.
 
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Google Brett Rockman that's as far as I go.
 
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Mine curves up and to the left. My ladies don't mind as it helps to hit the g-spot during sex.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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my penis is invisible.. wait, i don't even have a penis.
i just wanted to say the word penis...
 
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Aboleo said:
Mine curves up at a 45 degree angle. It wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't p!ssing in my face all the damn time... :cry:
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Well mine wouldnt be so bad if i didnt have to clean my bathroom cieling all the time either...:(
 
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mine points ahead of me...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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penkitten said:
my penis is invisible.. wait, i don't even have a penis.
i just wanted to say the word penis...
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wanna see one?
 
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um, do i know you?
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Oh, come on... it was wide open there, Pen. You could have said something like "Sure, got a microscope?" or "Okay, let me just pull out my magnifying glass... now hold REALLY still so I can see it".

No hard feelings, Gio... I couldn't resist.:woo:
 
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I couldn't resist.:woo:
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i was just teasing him as he doesn't post here much...
thought it would have been easy to get...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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