"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Curved penises

Does your penis curve?

  • No my penis does not have a curve

    Votes: 19 40.4%

  • Yes my penis has a curve

    Votes: 28 59.6%
  • Total voters
    47
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Only in the past year have I noticed watching pornos that some guys have a curved penis (banana shape) with the curve going upwards. (Mine is straight)

Now I actually remember seeing a documentary about this a while back where they were testing if it was for evolutionary purposes. They even took a catscan or MRI of a guy's erect penis inside a women.

Share any stories if you like.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I know the guy you're talking about. It looks like a boomerang.
 
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LOL please don't tell me guy's want to start trading penis pics. This thread should be locked before it gets ugly.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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lol this thread is hilarious:crackup: :crackup:

But i dont think it should be CLOSED . Its great thread because i was really worrying about my penis because its a little bit curved . But i found out that this is completely normal .

Dear Alice,

I have a problem with my penis. Even in the midst of excitement, it is not erect but it is curved. Is that a problem or something to be concerned about?

—Signed, Straight and Narrow



Dear Straight and Narrow,

Like other physical characteristics, penises come in different shapes and sizes. Some are longer, some are shorter, some are broader, some are narrower, some curve to the left, some to the right, some not at all. You mention that even in the midst of excitement, your penis is not erect. Erection is caused during arousal by more blood flowing into the penis than flows out. However, erect does not mean exactly straight as an arrow, hard as nails, perpendicular to your body, and parallel to the floor. Each person's erection is unique as well.

Alice's questions to you are as follows: Does your penis change at all when you are excited? Does it get hard enough to put on a condom? Do you experience orgasm and ejaculate when you masturbate? If all of your answers are "yes," then you don't have a problem — your penis seems to be behaving normally. It may only be your expectations that are a problem. If you answered "no" to any of these questions, you need to make an appointment with Health Services or your private health care provider so that you can have your concerns addressed personally.

Alice
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right before a storm my penis curves to the left.

its like those people with arthritis that know its about to storm.
 
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Google Brett Rockman that's as far as I go.
 
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Ever onward

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Mine curves up and to the left. My ladies don't mind as it helps to hit the g-spot during sex.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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my penis is invisible.. wait, i don't even have a penis.
i just wanted to say the word penis...
 
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Aboleo said:
Mine curves up at a 45 degree angle. It wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't p!ssing in my face all the damn time... :cry:
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Well mine wouldnt be so bad if i didnt have to clean my bathroom cieling all the time either...:(
 
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mine points ahead of me...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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penkitten said:
my penis is invisible.. wait, i don't even have a penis.
i just wanted to say the word penis...
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wanna see one?
 
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penkitten said:
um, do i know you?
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Oh, come on... it was wide open there, Pen. You could have said something like "Sure, got a microscope?" or "Okay, let me just pull out my magnifying glass... now hold REALLY still so I can see it".

No hard feelings, Gio... I couldn't resist.:woo:
 
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Aboleo said:
I couldn't resist.:woo:
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i was just teasing him as he doesn't post here much...
thought it would have been easy to get...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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