ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Who likes or at least tolerates eating p.ussy here?
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
no LMS, we do it before we fill it with sperm, not after... in all seriousness, for me cunnilingus is not much of a turn on, but the effect it has on her definitely is. I think it adds to a girl's confidence in her body if she feels that you think EVERY part of her is sexy.Last Man Standing said:You sick bastards are licking an internal diseased sperm-filled organ - sick!!
IF you do it good... Boy oh boy will she be calling you 24/7 to come over and "hangout".ValleyDJing said:Who likes or at least tolerates eating p.ussy here?
LOTE said:I think it's the best way to get a girl horny.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Mate I'm sorry but you're 44 and every post sounds like something a 16 yr old would come out with....do you honestly get laid? I can't see it tbhLast Man Standing said:You sick bastards are licking an internal diseased sperm-filled organ - sick!!
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
In2theGame said:IF you do it good... Boy oh boy will she be calling you 24/7 to come over and "hangout".![]()
Well, mate I think he makes more sense than you ever will. You sound just like the loser stag party idiots that invade places like Riga on the weekends. It is as if you never saw pretty girls in your life...uh...well you haven't!! You live in Britain. Justice was served when God created British girls for British boys :cheer: .L777 said:Mate I'm sorry but you're 44 and every post sounds like something a 16 yr old would come out with....do you honestly get laid? I can't see it tbh
To the OP, yea I love doing it I think its hot
OK number 1: the quip about Brtiain is also something a 16 yr old would come out with. VERY grown up.sparky0000 said:Well, mate I think he makes more sense than you ever will. You sound just like the loser stag party idiots that invade places like Riga on the weekends. It is as if you never saw pretty girls in your life...uh...well you haven't!! You live in Britain. Justice was served when God created British girls for British boys :cheer: .
The fact of the matter is that you will get HPV if she isn't a virgin. HPV is a resilient little bugger :woo: . Protection means nothing. If she is a virgin (yeah right :crackup: ...not in America/UK you don't) you are safe, but if she isn't then it is disgusting. God only knows who and what has been in that area. Since most of you covet old women I find the whole discussion repulsive. STD's are God's way of saying, "Avoid the *****s."
Seriously, why risk getting stuff growing from your lips and tongue? Just google HPV and look at the photos. Almost half of the single American broads over 22 have it. The state of Texas wants to vacinate 12 year old girls for it. It is an American tragedy.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.