ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Who likes or at least tolerates eating p.ussy here?
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
no LMS, we do it before we fill it with sperm, not after... in all seriousness, for me cunnilingus is not much of a turn on, but the effect it has on her definitely is. I think it adds to a girl's confidence in her body if she feels that you think EVERY part of her is sexy.Last Man Standing said:You sick bastards are licking an internal diseased sperm-filled organ - sick!!
IF you do it good... Boy oh boy will she be calling you 24/7 to come over and "hangout".ValleyDJing said:Who likes or at least tolerates eating p.ussy here?
LOTE said:I think it's the best way to get a girl horny.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Mate I'm sorry but you're 44 and every post sounds like something a 16 yr old would come out with....do you honestly get laid? I can't see it tbhLast Man Standing said:You sick bastards are licking an internal diseased sperm-filled organ - sick!!
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
In2theGame said:IF you do it good... Boy oh boy will she be calling you 24/7 to come over and "hangout".![]()
Well, mate I think he makes more sense than you ever will. You sound just like the loser stag party idiots that invade places like Riga on the weekends. It is as if you never saw pretty girls in your life...uh...well you haven't!! You live in Britain. Justice was served when God created British girls for British boys :cheer: .L777 said:Mate I'm sorry but you're 44 and every post sounds like something a 16 yr old would come out with....do you honestly get laid? I can't see it tbh
To the OP, yea I love doing it I think its hot
OK number 1: the quip about Brtiain is also something a 16 yr old would come out with. VERY grown up.sparky0000 said:Well, mate I think he makes more sense than you ever will. You sound just like the loser stag party idiots that invade places like Riga on the weekends. It is as if you never saw pretty girls in your life...uh...well you haven't!! You live in Britain. Justice was served when God created British girls for British boys :cheer: .
The fact of the matter is that you will get HPV if she isn't a virgin. HPV is a resilient little bugger :woo: . Protection means nothing. If she is a virgin (yeah right :crackup: ...not in America/UK you don't) you are safe, but if she isn't then it is disgusting. God only knows who and what has been in that area. Since most of you covet old women I find the whole discussion repulsive. STD's are God's way of saying, "Avoid the *****s."
Seriously, why risk getting stuff growing from your lips and tongue? Just google HPV and look at the photos. Almost half of the single American broads over 22 have it. The state of Texas wants to vacinate 12 year old girls for it. It is an American tragedy.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.