ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Who likes or at least tolerates eating p.ussy here?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
no LMS, we do it before we fill it with sperm, not after... in all seriousness, for me cunnilingus is not much of a turn on, but the effect it has on her definitely is. I think it adds to a girl's confidence in her body if she feels that you think EVERY part of her is sexy.Last Man Standing said:You sick bastards are licking an internal diseased sperm-filled organ - sick!!
IF you do it good... Boy oh boy will she be calling you 24/7 to come over and "hangout".ValleyDJing said:Who likes or at least tolerates eating p.ussy here?
LOTE said:I think it's the best way to get a girl horny.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Mate I'm sorry but you're 44 and every post sounds like something a 16 yr old would come out with....do you honestly get laid? I can't see it tbhLast Man Standing said:You sick bastards are licking an internal diseased sperm-filled organ - sick!!
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
In2theGame said:IF you do it good... Boy oh boy will she be calling you 24/7 to come over and "hangout".![]()
Well, mate I think he makes more sense than you ever will. You sound just like the loser stag party idiots that invade places like Riga on the weekends. It is as if you never saw pretty girls in your life...uh...well you haven't!! You live in Britain. Justice was served when God created British girls for British boys :cheer: .L777 said:Mate I'm sorry but you're 44 and every post sounds like something a 16 yr old would come out with....do you honestly get laid? I can't see it tbh
To the OP, yea I love doing it I think its hot
OK number 1: the quip about Brtiain is also something a 16 yr old would come out with. VERY grown up.sparky0000 said:Well, mate I think he makes more sense than you ever will. You sound just like the loser stag party idiots that invade places like Riga on the weekends. It is as if you never saw pretty girls in your life...uh...well you haven't!! You live in Britain. Justice was served when God created British girls for British boys :cheer: .
The fact of the matter is that you will get HPV if she isn't a virgin. HPV is a resilient little bugger :woo: . Protection means nothing. If she is a virgin (yeah right :crackup: ...not in America/UK you don't) you are safe, but if she isn't then it is disgusting. God only knows who and what has been in that area. Since most of you covet old women I find the whole discussion repulsive. STD's are God's way of saying, "Avoid the *****s."
Seriously, why risk getting stuff growing from your lips and tongue? Just google HPV and look at the photos. Almost half of the single American broads over 22 have it. The state of Texas wants to vacinate 12 year old girls for it. It is an American tragedy.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.