ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Who likes or at least tolerates eating p.ussy here?
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
no LMS, we do it before we fill it with sperm, not after... in all seriousness, for me cunnilingus is not much of a turn on, but the effect it has on her definitely is. I think it adds to a girl's confidence in her body if she feels that you think EVERY part of her is sexy.Last Man Standing said:You sick bastards are licking an internal diseased sperm-filled organ - sick!!
IF you do it good... Boy oh boy will she be calling you 24/7 to come over and "hangout".ValleyDJing said:Who likes or at least tolerates eating p.ussy here?
LOTE said:I think it's the best way to get a girl horny.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Mate I'm sorry but you're 44 and every post sounds like something a 16 yr old would come out with....do you honestly get laid? I can't see it tbhLast Man Standing said:You sick bastards are licking an internal diseased sperm-filled organ - sick!!
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
In2theGame said:IF you do it good... Boy oh boy will she be calling you 24/7 to come over and "hangout".![]()
Well, mate I think he makes more sense than you ever will. You sound just like the loser stag party idiots that invade places like Riga on the weekends. It is as if you never saw pretty girls in your life...uh...well you haven't!! You live in Britain. Justice was served when God created British girls for British boys :cheer: .L777 said:Mate I'm sorry but you're 44 and every post sounds like something a 16 yr old would come out with....do you honestly get laid? I can't see it tbh
To the OP, yea I love doing it I think its hot
OK number 1: the quip about Brtiain is also something a 16 yr old would come out with. VERY grown up.sparky0000 said:Well, mate I think he makes more sense than you ever will. You sound just like the loser stag party idiots that invade places like Riga on the weekends. It is as if you never saw pretty girls in your life...uh...well you haven't!! You live in Britain. Justice was served when God created British girls for British boys :cheer: .
The fact of the matter is that you will get HPV if she isn't a virgin. HPV is a resilient little bugger :woo: . Protection means nothing. If she is a virgin (yeah right :crackup: ...not in America/UK you don't) you are safe, but if she isn't then it is disgusting. God only knows who and what has been in that area. Since most of you covet old women I find the whole discussion repulsive. STD's are God's way of saying, "Avoid the *****s."
Seriously, why risk getting stuff growing from your lips and tongue? Just google HPV and look at the photos. Almost half of the single American broads over 22 have it. The state of Texas wants to vacinate 12 year old girls for it. It is an American tragedy.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.