ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Who likes or at least tolerates eating p.ussy here?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
no LMS, we do it before we fill it with sperm, not after... in all seriousness, for me cunnilingus is not much of a turn on, but the effect it has on her definitely is. I think it adds to a girl's confidence in her body if she feels that you think EVERY part of her is sexy.Last Man Standing said:You sick bastards are licking an internal diseased sperm-filled organ - sick!!
IF you do it good... Boy oh boy will she be calling you 24/7 to come over and "hangout".ValleyDJing said:Who likes or at least tolerates eating p.ussy here?
LOTE said:I think it's the best way to get a girl horny.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Mate I'm sorry but you're 44 and every post sounds like something a 16 yr old would come out with....do you honestly get laid? I can't see it tbhLast Man Standing said:You sick bastards are licking an internal diseased sperm-filled organ - sick!!
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
In2theGame said:IF you do it good... Boy oh boy will she be calling you 24/7 to come over and "hangout".![]()
Well, mate I think he makes more sense than you ever will. You sound just like the loser stag party idiots that invade places like Riga on the weekends. It is as if you never saw pretty girls in your life...uh...well you haven't!! You live in Britain. Justice was served when God created British girls for British boys :cheer: .L777 said:Mate I'm sorry but you're 44 and every post sounds like something a 16 yr old would come out with....do you honestly get laid? I can't see it tbh
To the OP, yea I love doing it I think its hot
OK number 1: the quip about Brtiain is also something a 16 yr old would come out with. VERY grown up.sparky0000 said:Well, mate I think he makes more sense than you ever will. You sound just like the loser stag party idiots that invade places like Riga on the weekends. It is as if you never saw pretty girls in your life...uh...well you haven't!! You live in Britain. Justice was served when God created British girls for British boys :cheer: .
The fact of the matter is that you will get HPV if she isn't a virgin. HPV is a resilient little bugger :woo: . Protection means nothing. If she is a virgin (yeah right :crackup: ...not in America/UK you don't) you are safe, but if she isn't then it is disgusting. God only knows who and what has been in that area. Since most of you covet old women I find the whole discussion repulsive. STD's are God's way of saying, "Avoid the *****s."
Seriously, why risk getting stuff growing from your lips and tongue? Just google HPV and look at the photos. Almost half of the single American broads over 22 have it. The state of Texas wants to vacinate 12 year old girls for it. It is an American tragedy.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.