"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Crazy personality test
- Thread starter MindOverMatter
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
think about it, it tells you a lot about human nature.
you do things to maximise self intrest.
you want to gain benfits and loose tihngs that are not in oyur favour
imagine you have this really hot neigbour, HB9 move next door, this girl is so easy and quickly turns in to a Fcuk buddy. you are really loving it, now imagine at somepoint in the night she ocmes home drunk and makes loads of noise in the street on a regular basis, you are not athome ever at this time so it does not bother you, but it bothers other neigbours.
They get together and want to get the council or landlord, what ever, to kick her out. You are asked do you want her to stay, you are going to say yes because you are benfiting even thou others are getting disturbed.
im not sure quite how this will apply to getting women, maybe it shows they care aobut themsleves and what happens to them, not other people, but either way i thought it would be intresting to point out!
Here is what i came out as
...The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)
Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.
For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.
It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.
Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all ****ing costs.
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.
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It scares me how true this sh!t it
Laterz...
i got the billy goat
my opposite is the loverboy
and im supposed to avoid the priss, the sonnet, and the wild rose
You're lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you're a pretty good boyfriend. In fact, you enjoy relationships, if mostly for the sex and physical companionship. You'd do or say almost anything to get together with someone, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.
You're sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you're eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues.
You're perfectly capable of a long-haul relationship, but, right now, dating someone primarily means having a consistent, available, preferably not-too-chatty, hookup. You're a careful, methodical person, and you work hard at making things work. It's just that the type of woman most likely to find your strengths endearing is also the most likely type to find your shortcomings heartbreaking. Someone with a similarly laid-back approach to dating would be perfect for you.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
MindOverMatter
Master Don Juan
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No test is 100% accurate, but I disagree with you. I've given this test to almost all of my friends, exes, and my current girl. I know these people's personalities like the back of the hand, and in many cases I was able to predict what result they would get.
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
maybe the test is acurate maybe it isnt, but thta is not the point i was making, im saying that if you like your result you belive it and think that the test is acurate but if you do not like it you think the test is a load of BS, this is not about how acurate it really is, it is about how peoples oppinion on its acuracy varies depending on their result, regardless of weather it is REALLY ACURATE (well obviously not completly regardless)
Perhaps it would be safer to open a new, anonymous hotmail account and use a password you never use, if you want to use this thing.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
But they shoot for vague generalizations and hope that what you've described fits into those generalizations, or that you interpret some of your life in such a way to fit the description AFTER hearing the description.
Much like the newspaper's horoscopes.
Alexi
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Panda 2000
Senior Don Juan
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Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
It's not the results that are off, as much as the interpretations of them. Since when is being electic and intuitive in making decisions equate being careless, for example?
A Random, Brutal, Sex-oriented Dreamer could just as easily be described as an Intuitive, Assertive, Uninhibited Seeker. Same concepts; different connotations.
Still, I wouldn't mind hiiting it with the half-****ed gal
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
It's nothing like newspaper horoscopes, they aren't nearly as vague. Spend the time to actually take the test and then your feedback would be accurate and not a bunch of assumptions.
You're right they aren't NEARLY as vague, but they are vague. I just needed something to compare it to and that was the first thing that came to mind.
The nice guy in me wants to say, "While you may disagree, there's no reason to imply that I'm a moron and haven't taken the test."
But I think the A-hole in me is gonna win out on this one, and so I say **** you, you're wrong, I'm right. They're vague.
Alexi
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Well, the test results do reflect the person taking it and their personality. Alright, yours was vague.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
The Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSDm)
Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat.
You're lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you're a pretty good boyfriend. In fact, you enjoy relationships, if mostly for the sex and physical companionship. You'd do or say almost anything to get together with someone, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.
You're sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you're eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues.
Your exact opposite:
The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master
You're perfectly capable of a long-haul relationship, but, right now, dating someone primarily means having a consistent, available, preferably not-too-chatty, hookup. You're a careful, methodical person, and you work hard at making things work. It's just that the type of woman most likely to find your strengths endearing is also the most likely type to find your shortcomings heartbreaking. Someone with a similarly laid-back approach to dating would be perfect for you.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss, The Sonnet, The Wild Rose
CONSIDER: The Playstation
So Many Ways
Master Don Juan
Hahaha for real though, I got that random brutal sex dreamer too.Originally posted by Luscious
Same here. Apparently women find me horribly unattractive, which would explain why two of them picked up on ME yesterday. What an astoundingly accurate site.
I guess that's why I get buy signals from several women every time I hit the club. I must be repulsive to women, heh.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.