"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Crazy personality test
- Thread starter MindOverMatter
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
think about it, it tells you a lot about human nature.
you do things to maximise self intrest.
you want to gain benfits and loose tihngs that are not in oyur favour
imagine you have this really hot neigbour, HB9 move next door, this girl is so easy and quickly turns in to a Fcuk buddy. you are really loving it, now imagine at somepoint in the night she ocmes home drunk and makes loads of noise in the street on a regular basis, you are not athome ever at this time so it does not bother you, but it bothers other neigbours.
They get together and want to get the council or landlord, what ever, to kick her out. You are asked do you want her to stay, you are going to say yes because you are benfiting even thou others are getting disturbed.
im not sure quite how this will apply to getting women, maybe it shows they care aobut themsleves and what happens to them, not other people, but either way i thought it would be intresting to point out!
Here is what i came out as
...The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)
Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.
For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.
It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.
Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all ****ing costs.
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.
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It scares me how true this sh!t it
Laterz...
i got the billy goat
my opposite is the loverboy
and im supposed to avoid the priss, the sonnet, and the wild rose
You're lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you're a pretty good boyfriend. In fact, you enjoy relationships, if mostly for the sex and physical companionship. You'd do or say almost anything to get together with someone, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.
You're sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you're eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues.
You're perfectly capable of a long-haul relationship, but, right now, dating someone primarily means having a consistent, available, preferably not-too-chatty, hookup. You're a careful, methodical person, and you work hard at making things work. It's just that the type of woman most likely to find your strengths endearing is also the most likely type to find your shortcomings heartbreaking. Someone with a similarly laid-back approach to dating would be perfect for you.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
MindOverMatter
Master Don Juan
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No test is 100% accurate, but I disagree with you. I've given this test to almost all of my friends, exes, and my current girl. I know these people's personalities like the back of the hand, and in many cases I was able to predict what result they would get.
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
maybe the test is acurate maybe it isnt, but thta is not the point i was making, im saying that if you like your result you belive it and think that the test is acurate but if you do not like it you think the test is a load of BS, this is not about how acurate it really is, it is about how peoples oppinion on its acuracy varies depending on their result, regardless of weather it is REALLY ACURATE (well obviously not completly regardless)
Perhaps it would be safer to open a new, anonymous hotmail account and use a password you never use, if you want to use this thing.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
But they shoot for vague generalizations and hope that what you've described fits into those generalizations, or that you interpret some of your life in such a way to fit the description AFTER hearing the description.
Much like the newspaper's horoscopes.
Alexi
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Panda 2000
Senior Don Juan
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Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
It's not the results that are off, as much as the interpretations of them. Since when is being electic and intuitive in making decisions equate being careless, for example?
A Random, Brutal, Sex-oriented Dreamer could just as easily be described as an Intuitive, Assertive, Uninhibited Seeker. Same concepts; different connotations.
Still, I wouldn't mind hiiting it with the half-****ed gal
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
It's nothing like newspaper horoscopes, they aren't nearly as vague. Spend the time to actually take the test and then your feedback would be accurate and not a bunch of assumptions.
You're right they aren't NEARLY as vague, but they are vague. I just needed something to compare it to and that was the first thing that came to mind.
The nice guy in me wants to say, "While you may disagree, there's no reason to imply that I'm a moron and haven't taken the test."
But I think the A-hole in me is gonna win out on this one, and so I say **** you, you're wrong, I'm right. They're vague.
Alexi
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Well, the test results do reflect the person taking it and their personality. Alright, yours was vague.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSDm)
Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat.
You're lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you're a pretty good boyfriend. In fact, you enjoy relationships, if mostly for the sex and physical companionship. You'd do or say almost anything to get together with someone, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.
You're sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you're eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues.
Your exact opposite:
The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master
You're perfectly capable of a long-haul relationship, but, right now, dating someone primarily means having a consistent, available, preferably not-too-chatty, hookup. You're a careful, methodical person, and you work hard at making things work. It's just that the type of woman most likely to find your strengths endearing is also the most likely type to find your shortcomings heartbreaking. Someone with a similarly laid-back approach to dating would be perfect for you.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss, The Sonnet, The Wild Rose
CONSIDER: The Playstation
So Many Ways
Master Don Juan
Hahaha for real though, I got that random brutal sex dreamer too.Originally posted by Luscious
Same here. Apparently women find me horribly unattractive, which would explain why two of them picked up on ME yesterday. What an astoundingly accurate site.
I guess that's why I get buy signals from several women every time I hit the club. I must be repulsive to women, heh.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.