Short and to the point, some of my easiest lays have been “come smoke weed with me” .. EASY way to get them to the house and weed makes women horny.. literally 0 cost lays, as I was gonna smoke weather they came or not.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Come smoke weed with me..
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- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Depends upon the woman. Some dont get horny just came to mooch free weed.
You need to start them off low and slow them down if they try to smoke too aggressively. There is a sweet spot that makes them extremely horny. And, like the OP, “come smoke at my spot” has been really successful for me - they don’t see it as Netflix and chill because you can’t really smoke outside your place.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
soulforge
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Yeh u could end up becoming the regular weed guy, whose sofa she falls asleep on, once she is too stoned.
I find panties drop quicker, with alcohol involved.
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Especially wine in my experience. Holy crap, that stuff is like a magic potion.
I think alcohol increases testosterone levels in women-hence the horniness.
Murk
Master Don Juan
Weed just makes me tired, girls I’ve smoked weed with have fallen asleep.
If your tolerance is low and you’re not daily or weekly smoking (me), this is a bad idea and alcohol is better.
I used to buy and smoke weed by the half ounce back in my uni days, that boat hasn’t sailed I stay away from weed now, it kills my zest for life.
If your tolerance is low and you’re not daily or weekly smoking (me), this is a bad idea and alcohol is better.
I used to buy and smoke weed by the half ounce back in my uni days, that boat hasn’t sailed I stay away from weed now, it kills my zest for life.