Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Clown World: Now there is "I have a new girlfriend" service for the holidays

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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That sounds like a soft escort service. Like a cuddling partner or partner at an office party,.etc.... So.what? This used to be in the yellow pages under the heading "escorts" back in the day when sex was not part of it and it was advertised like a companion for events.
 
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This isn't a new concept. Many singles have felt that the two of the most essential functions of the opposite sex are:

1. Sexual intercourse
2. Someone to bring to family or couples-centric events

This addresses item #2.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This is absurd. That being said..the gold package seems to be the best value.
 

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Lol, that's hilarious. I love that she gets a to go plate in the platinum package.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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now to come up with the rent-a-boyfriend version.....it is a clown world, you're right
I notice a lot of my single women friends tend to switch to 'in a relationship" this time of year. Quite a few this year just recently. It's "cuffing season." Many of them will be dumped right before Valentines Day. Anyway, my main point is most women have no problem getting a boyfriend when they really want one and it's convenient for them. For some any guy will do or they might even give one of their orbiters the "privilege" for the holidays.
 

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I notice a lot of my single women friends tend to switch to 'in a relationship" this time of year. Quite a few this year just recently. It's "cuffing season." Many of them will be dumped right before Valentines Day. Anyway, my main point is most women have no problem getting a boyfriend when they really want one and it's convenient for them. For some any guy will do or they might even give one of their orbiters the "privilege" for the holidays.
hmm, that has motivated me in the past. Not xmas time but some sort of milestone, like 30th b-day or 40th b-day.
 

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I notice a lot of my single women friends tend to switch to 'in a relationship" this time of year. Quite a few this year just recently. It's "cuffing season." Many of them will be dumped right before Valentines Day. Anyway, my main point is most women have no problem getting a boyfriend when they really want one and it's convenient for them. For some any guy will do or they might even give one of their orbiters the "privilege" for the holidays.
This happens every year starting in October. Sometimes the dumping happens just after Valentine's Day.
 

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That sounds like a soft escort service. Like a cuddling partner or partner at an office party,.etc.... So.what? This used to be in the yellow pages under the heading "escorts" back in the day when sex was not part of it and it was advertised like a companion for events.
It could be used for social proof, come into a party with a hot girl by your side and all eyes will be on you. Use that to pick up other girls there.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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It could be used for social proof, come into a party with a hot girl by your side and all eyes will be on you. Use that to pick up other girls there.
Sounds similar to the plotline of the movie "Can't Buy Me Love".
 

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haha, this is cheap, how about the version where you marry her to get the same thing and then pay millions... this is a really cheap option and she leaves without any drama.
 

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Ho ho ho
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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