Clown World: Now there is "I have a new girlfriend" service for the holidays

[MatureDJ]

 

[christie]

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now to come up with the rent-a-boyfriend version.....it is a clown world, you're right

 

[BackInTheGame78]

now to come up with the rent-a-boyfriend version.....it is a clown world, you're right

This was created by a black guy...no white people I know say "let me get a plate"

 

[corrector]

That sounds like a soft escort service. Like a cuddling partner or partner at an office party,.etc.... So.what? This used to be in the yellow pages under the heading "escorts" back in the day when sex was not part of it and it was advertised like a companion for events.

 

[SW15]

This isn't a new concept. Many singles have felt that the two of the most essential functions of the opposite sex are:

1. Sexual intercourse
2. Someone to bring to family or couples-centric events

This addresses item #2.

 

[BMX]

What's the bronze package?

 

[Mike32ct]

Then a week after the holiday, your family will say, "So are still seeing that girl we met?"

"Umm, not really, things didn't work out." lol

 

[Stoic]

This is absurd. That being said..the gold package seems to be the best value.

 

[zekko]

Lol, that's hilarious. I love that she gets a to go plate in the platinum package.

 

[Mike32ct]

Your dad will totally like her.

Your mom will sense that something is off with her.

 

[OldComeBacker]

now to come up with the rent-a-boyfriend version.....it is a clown world, you're right

I notice a lot of my single women friends tend to switch to 'in a relationship" this time of year. Quite a few this year just recently. It's "cuffing season." Many of them will be dumped right before Valentines Day. Anyway, my main point is most women have no problem getting a boyfriend when they really want one and it's convenient for them. For some any guy will do or they might even give one of their orbiters the "privilege" for the holidays.

 

[christie]

I notice a lot of my single women friends tend to switch to 'in a relationship" this time of year. Quite a few this year just recently. It's "cuffing season." Many of them will be dumped right before Valentines Day. Anyway, my main point is most women have no problem getting a boyfriend when they really want one and it's convenient for them. For some any guy will do or they might even give one of their orbiters the "privilege" for the holidays.

hmm, that has motivated me in the past. Not xmas time but some sort of milestone, like 30th b-day or 40th b-day.

 

[bat soup]

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I wonder if "details on what I do for a living" means she tells your whole family that she's a low-grade prostitute. If that's the case, it might even be worth it.

 

[SW15]

I notice a lot of my single women friends tend to switch to 'in a relationship" this time of year. Quite a few this year just recently. It's "cuffing season." Many of them will be dumped right before Valentines Day. Anyway, my main point is most women have no problem getting a boyfriend when they really want one and it's convenient for them. For some any guy will do or they might even give one of their orbiters the "privilege" for the holidays.

This happens every year starting in October. Sometimes the dumping happens just after Valentine's Day.

 

[Georgepithyou]

That sounds like a soft escort service. Like a cuddling partner or partner at an office party,.etc.... So.what? This used to be in the yellow pages under the heading "escorts" back in the day when sex was not part of it and it was advertised like a companion for events.

It could be used for social proof, come into a party with a hot girl by your side and all eyes will be on you. Use that to pick up other girls there.

 

[zekko]

It could be used for social proof, come into a party with a hot girl by your side and all eyes will be on you. Use that to pick up other girls there.

Sounds similar to the plotline of the movie "Can't Buy Me Love".

 

[metalwater]

haha, this is cheap, how about the version where you marry her to get the same thing and then pay millions... this is a really cheap option and she leaves without any drama.

 

[King Lion]

Ho ho ho

 

[mrgoodstuff]

It could be used for social proof, come into a party with a hot girl by your side and all eyes will be on you. Use that to pick up other girls there.

Doesn't work if she doesn't look happy to be with you.

 

[MatureDJ]

Sounds similar to the plotline of the movie "Can't Buy Me Love".

Can't Buy Me Love (film) - Wikipedia

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