Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
Whats your guy's favorite clips of dave chappelle ?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
"Killing Me Softly" was hands down the best stand up routine of all time for any comedian.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
ValleyDJing said:
don't show your ignorance by saying that. no offense BTW.
That.. and i have it on CD by the way and it's funny.. but it doesn't hold a candle to Eddie Murphies Delirious... probably the fuuniest thing I have ever heard in my life, with the gunna guo guo mobile
It would be in my top ten... but not the best of all time. Not by a longshot. I would put Chris Rock's, the 2nd one he did, higher than that one. Don't forget JS as well. Richard Pryor's RAW is funny as fvck...
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
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Master Don Juan
"they neva should have gave you ###### money!"
AS far as TV skits go.. the Rick James Skit might be the funniest of all time. JUst might be. it's a classic
AS far as TV skits go.. the Rick James Skit might be the funniest of all time. JUst might be. it's a classic
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
As far as chappelle show skits go, i love em all
when he plays the black White Supremacist
or the skit that he play as Prince
His Sesamme Street Skit
but my favorite is Tyrone Biggums
btw...does any1 know of a site that shows all his skits, youtube used to but now they only have a few, same with myspace.
when he plays the black White Supremacist
or the skit that he play as Prince
His Sesamme Street Skit
but my favorite is Tyrone Biggums
btw...does any1 know of a site that shows all his skits, youtube used to but now they only have a few, same with myspace.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
i can pm you a site where you can DL them all
KnockoutJM
Don Juan
I like the mad real world, and my favorite episode is the rick james/charlie murphy story.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
the most under rated skit on that show was the the DJ Fistacuffs and the R Kelly piss on you video with the Remix.
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The sh!t that had me roll off the couch onto the floor was the Wayne Brady sh1t!
"Ho's Dave, Dave ho's."
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b1tch?"
"Run b1tch! Run for your life get some help!"
Every line in that spot was classic.
"Ho's Dave, Dave ho's."
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b1tch?"
"Run b1tch! Run for your life get some help!"
Every line in that spot was classic.
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
backbreaker said:
Plz do :rock:
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
1. register at warez-bb.org
2. spend 6 bucks and get a rapidshare account for 2 days
I found stuff there that you can't find on the internet.. i have every last eposide of MASH for crying out loud.
2. spend 6 bucks and get a rapidshare account for 2 days
I found stuff there that you can't find on the internet.. i have every last eposide of MASH for crying out loud.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Master Don Juan
1. rick james
2. Tryone Biggums
3. Piss on you video
4. Season 3 Tupac still making music video
5. The Law and Order skit
6. I always thought that the playa haters ball one was very funny
2. Tryone Biggums
3. Piss on you video
4. Season 3 Tupac still making music video
5. The Law and Order skit
6. I always thought that the playa haters ball one was very funny
mahon83050
Banned
What about the "What men want skit",,,that is so true and realistic.
"Man, I would just love to slide a finger down the crack of that ass."
"Man, I would just love to slide a finger down the crack of that ass."
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
Another funny one was the one where he played the "hard of hearing" rapper. I forget what the character's name was, but I think his hit song was called something like:
"Hey, turn my goddamm headphones up!!!!"
"Hey, turn my goddamm headphones up!!!!"
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.