“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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** Chappelle Fans **

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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I loved the "Everything looks better in slow motion skit."

and the "Ni**er family."

Lots of laughs, haha.
 

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"killing me softy"

I think is the comedy routine or something like that. All his skits are hilarious though.
 

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"Killing Me Softly" was hands down the best stand up routine of all time for any comedian.
 

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ValleyDJing said:
"Killing Me Softly" was hands down the best stand up routine of all time for any comedian.

don't show your ignorance by saying that. no offense BTW.

That.. and i have it on CD by the way and it's funny.. but it doesn't hold a candle to Eddie Murphies Delirious... probably the fuuniest thing I have ever heard in my life, with the gunna guo guo mobile

It would be in my top ten... but not the best of all time. Not by a longshot. I would put Chris Rock's, the 2nd one he did, higher than that one. Don't forget JS as well. Richard Pryor's RAW is funny as fvck...
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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It may be overplayed, but "**** your couch ******!" is the greatest line ever uttered on that show :D
 

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"they neva should have gave you ###### money!"


AS far as TV skits go.. the Rick James Skit might be the funniest of all time. JUst might be. it's a classic
 

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As far as chappelle show skits go, i love em all

when he plays the black White Supremacist
or the skit that he play as Prince
His Sesamme Street Skit

but my favorite is Tyrone Biggums


btw...does any1 know of a site that shows all his skits, youtube used to but now they only have a few, same with myspace.
 

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I like the mad real world, and my favorite episode is the rick james/charlie murphy story.
 

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the most under rated skit on that show was the the DJ Fistacuffs and the R Kelly piss on you video with the Remix.
 

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The sh!t that had me roll off the couch onto the floor was the Wayne Brady sh1t!

"Ho's Dave, Dave ho's."

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b1tch?"

"Run b1tch! Run for your life get some help!"

Every line in that spot was classic.
 

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1. register at warez-bb.org

2. spend 6 bucks and get a rapidshare account for 2 days

I found stuff there that you can't find on the internet.. i have every last eposide of MASH for crying out loud.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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the rick james and wayne brady skits where the funniest
 

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1. rick james
2. Tryone Biggums
3. Piss on you video
4. Season 3 Tupac still making music video
5. The Law and Order skit
6. I always thought that the playa haters ball one was very funny
 

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Another funny one was the one where he played the "hard of hearing" rapper. I forget what the character's name was, but I think his hit song was called something like:

"Hey, turn my goddamm headphones up!!!!"
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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