Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
Whats your guy's favorite clips of dave chappelle ?
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
"Killing Me Softly" was hands down the best stand up routine of all time for any comedian.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
ValleyDJing said:
don't show your ignorance by saying that. no offense BTW.
That.. and i have it on CD by the way and it's funny.. but it doesn't hold a candle to Eddie Murphies Delirious... probably the fuuniest thing I have ever heard in my life, with the gunna guo guo mobile
It would be in my top ten... but not the best of all time. Not by a longshot. I would put Chris Rock's, the 2nd one he did, higher than that one. Don't forget JS as well. Richard Pryor's RAW is funny as fvck...
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
"they neva should have gave you ###### money!"
AS far as TV skits go.. the Rick James Skit might be the funniest of all time. JUst might be. it's a classic
AS far as TV skits go.. the Rick James Skit might be the funniest of all time. JUst might be. it's a classic
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
As far as chappelle show skits go, i love em all
when he plays the black White Supremacist
or the skit that he play as Prince
His Sesamme Street Skit
but my favorite is Tyrone Biggums
btw...does any1 know of a site that shows all his skits, youtube used to but now they only have a few, same with myspace.
when he plays the black White Supremacist
or the skit that he play as Prince
His Sesamme Street Skit
but my favorite is Tyrone Biggums
btw...does any1 know of a site that shows all his skits, youtube used to but now they only have a few, same with myspace.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
i can pm you a site where you can DL them all
KnockoutJM
Don Juan
I like the mad real world, and my favorite episode is the rick james/charlie murphy story.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
the most under rated skit on that show was the the DJ Fistacuffs and the R Kelly piss on you video with the Remix.
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The sh!t that had me roll off the couch onto the floor was the Wayne Brady sh1t!
"Ho's Dave, Dave ho's."
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b1tch?"
"Run b1tch! Run for your life get some help!"
Every line in that spot was classic.
"Ho's Dave, Dave ho's."
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b1tch?"
"Run b1tch! Run for your life get some help!"
Every line in that spot was classic.
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
backbreaker said:
Plz do :rock:
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
1. register at warez-bb.org
2. spend 6 bucks and get a rapidshare account for 2 days
I found stuff there that you can't find on the internet.. i have every last eposide of MASH for crying out loud.
2. spend 6 bucks and get a rapidshare account for 2 days
I found stuff there that you can't find on the internet.. i have every last eposide of MASH for crying out loud.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
1. rick james
2. Tryone Biggums
3. Piss on you video
4. Season 3 Tupac still making music video
5. The Law and Order skit
6. I always thought that the playa haters ball one was very funny
2. Tryone Biggums
3. Piss on you video
4. Season 3 Tupac still making music video
5. The Law and Order skit
6. I always thought that the playa haters ball one was very funny
mahon83050
Banned
What about the "What men want skit",,,that is so true and realistic.
"Man, I would just love to slide a finger down the crack of that ass."
"Man, I would just love to slide a finger down the crack of that ass."
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
Another funny one was the one where he played the "hard of hearing" rapper. I forget what the character's name was, but I think his hit song was called something like:
"Hey, turn my goddamm headphones up!!!!"
"Hey, turn my goddamm headphones up!!!!"
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.