Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
Whats your guy's favorite clips of dave chappelle ?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
"Killing Me Softly" was hands down the best stand up routine of all time for any comedian.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
ValleyDJing said:
don't show your ignorance by saying that. no offense BTW.
That.. and i have it on CD by the way and it's funny.. but it doesn't hold a candle to Eddie Murphies Delirious... probably the fuuniest thing I have ever heard in my life, with the gunna guo guo mobile
It would be in my top ten... but not the best of all time. Not by a longshot. I would put Chris Rock's, the 2nd one he did, higher than that one. Don't forget JS as well. Richard Pryor's RAW is funny as fvck...
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
"they neva should have gave you ###### money!"
AS far as TV skits go.. the Rick James Skit might be the funniest of all time. JUst might be. it's a classic
AS far as TV skits go.. the Rick James Skit might be the funniest of all time. JUst might be. it's a classic
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
As far as chappelle show skits go, i love em all
when he plays the black White Supremacist
or the skit that he play as Prince
His Sesamme Street Skit
but my favorite is Tyrone Biggums
btw...does any1 know of a site that shows all his skits, youtube used to but now they only have a few, same with myspace.
when he plays the black White Supremacist
or the skit that he play as Prince
His Sesamme Street Skit
but my favorite is Tyrone Biggums
btw...does any1 know of a site that shows all his skits, youtube used to but now they only have a few, same with myspace.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
i can pm you a site where you can DL them all
KnockoutJM
Don Juan
I like the mad real world, and my favorite episode is the rick james/charlie murphy story.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
the most under rated skit on that show was the the DJ Fistacuffs and the R Kelly piss on you video with the Remix.
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The sh!t that had me roll off the couch onto the floor was the Wayne Brady sh1t!
"Ho's Dave, Dave ho's."
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b1tch?"
"Run b1tch! Run for your life get some help!"
Every line in that spot was classic.
"Ho's Dave, Dave ho's."
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b1tch?"
"Run b1tch! Run for your life get some help!"
Every line in that spot was classic.
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
backbreaker said:
Plz do :rock:
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
1. register at warez-bb.org
2. spend 6 bucks and get a rapidshare account for 2 days
I found stuff there that you can't find on the internet.. i have every last eposide of MASH for crying out loud.
2. spend 6 bucks and get a rapidshare account for 2 days
I found stuff there that you can't find on the internet.. i have every last eposide of MASH for crying out loud.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
1. rick james
2. Tryone Biggums
3. Piss on you video
4. Season 3 Tupac still making music video
5. The Law and Order skit
6. I always thought that the playa haters ball one was very funny
2. Tryone Biggums
3. Piss on you video
4. Season 3 Tupac still making music video
5. The Law and Order skit
6. I always thought that the playa haters ball one was very funny
mahon83050
Banned
What about the "What men want skit",,,that is so true and realistic.
"Man, I would just love to slide a finger down the crack of that ass."
"Man, I would just love to slide a finger down the crack of that ass."
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
Another funny one was the one where he played the "hard of hearing" rapper. I forget what the character's name was, but I think his hit song was called something like:
"Hey, turn my goddamm headphones up!!!!"
"Hey, turn my goddamm headphones up!!!!"
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.