"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Cant just **** a chick.

Klippymitch

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I find it wrong to just bang a chick for my own pleasure(one night stands). You guys need to convince me that it's okay.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

ChrizZ

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Klippymitch said:
I find it wrong to just bang a chick for my own pleasure(one night stands). You guys need to convince me that it's okay.
it´s okay...
 

howardalex

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why should it be wrong?
it feels good, she wouldn't do it if she didn't want to, everyone's a winner
 

NickSCFC2000

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Klippymitch said:
I find it wrong to just bang a chick for my own pleasure(one night stands). You guys need to convince me that it's okay.
Maybe u just need a bit of heartbreak, then when a girl (someone u think u'll spend ur life with) really ****s u about, something just clicks...

I used to feel the same way as u about chicks. Now I don't have the slightest problem, I never mess chicks around n lead them on or anything though.
 

howardalex

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NickSCFC2000 said:
Maybe u just need a bit of heartbreak, then when a girl (someone u think u'll spend ur life with) really ****s u about, something just clicks...

I used to feel the same way as u about chicks. Now I don't have the slightest problem, I never mess chicks around n lead them on or anything though.
sorry dude but that's the worst reason to do it...just do it for fun - they wouldn't do it if they didn't want to, everyone's happy (except maybe a guy who's been sniffing around her but who cares?)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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NickSCFC2000

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I'm not saying it's a reason to do it, it just makes it feel easier for you.
 

diplomatic_lies

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Klippymitch said:
I find it wrong to just bang a chick for my own pleasure(one night stands).
YOUR pleasure? Don't forget the woman also gets pleasure from it (otherwise she wouldn't do it, would she?)

Sex is like the free market. You both get something out of it.
 

Credos

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Get laid first, it was enough to convince me :D
 

Chosen1

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I wanted to post here because I feel ya. On one hand I want to fvck everyshe I see. On the other, I want to be cold blooded and think that fvcking chicks would be wrong. It's conflicting. But I think I'll stick with being slightly coldblooded while banging chicks.
 
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