SeymourCake
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http://i.imgur.com/t0kLc0c.gifTyTe`EyEz said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Can a Don Juan eat a girls ass?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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user43770
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Lol. Classic.
HumbleNinja
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SeymourCake = Seymore_Butts= Seymour the So Suave Salad Tosser!SeymourCake said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seymore_Butts
BB It was Jelly or Syrup.backbreaker said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItAzJD0o9NQ
And you can't forget the Booty Warrior!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9hIZe6cF68
Sonny Knight
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Once a b!tch shows her as$hole there are no more secrets
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
This thread is quite enlightening, on the hole.
Married Buried
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Hell no. I have never done anal. Won't even ask my wife to do it. Leave that to the porn stars. You can keep pounding sh!t, good job.
Man on Fire
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Only in the shower. Something about the constant flowing water gives me perhaps ill placed confidence.
Skinnylove
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Bump!
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
SmooveMooves
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Like groceries.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
Just when I think every question about male-female relationships has been asked on this site, I see a new one. :cheer:
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backbreaker
Master Don Juan
I'll allow it
Nothing is funnier to me than surprise anal lol
Nothing is funnier to me than surprise anal lol