SeymourCake
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http://i.imgur.com/t0kLc0c.gifTyTe`EyEz said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Can a Don Juan eat a girls ass?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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user43770
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Lol. Classic.
HumbleNinja
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SeymourCake = Seymore_Butts= Seymour the So Suave Salad Tosser!SeymourCake said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seymore_Butts
BB It was Jelly or Syrup.backbreaker said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItAzJD0o9NQ
And you can't forget the Booty Warrior!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9hIZe6cF68
Sonny Knight
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Once a b!tch shows her as$hole there are no more secrets
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
This thread is quite enlightening, on the hole.
Married Buried
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Hell no. I have never done anal. Won't even ask my wife to do it. Leave that to the porn stars. You can keep pounding sh!t, good job.
Man on Fire
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Only in the shower. Something about the constant flowing water gives me perhaps ill placed confidence.
Skinnylove
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Bump!
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
SmooveMooves
Master Don Juan
Like groceries.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
Just when I think every question about male-female relationships has been asked on this site, I see a new one. :cheer:
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backbreaker
Master Don Juan
I'll allow it
Nothing is funnier to me than surprise anal lol
Nothing is funnier to me than surprise anal lol