SeymourCake
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http://i.imgur.com/t0kLc0c.gifTyTe`EyEz said:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Can a Don Juan eat a girls ass?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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user43770
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Lol. Classic.
HumbleNinja
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SeymourCake = Seymore_Butts= Seymour the So Suave Salad Tosser!SeymourCake said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seymore_Butts
BB It was Jelly or Syrup.backbreaker said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItAzJD0o9NQ
And you can't forget the Booty Warrior!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9hIZe6cF68
Sonny Knight
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Once a b!tch shows her as$hole there are no more secrets
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Atom Smasher
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This thread is quite enlightening, on the hole.
Married Buried
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Hell no. I have never done anal. Won't even ask my wife to do it. Leave that to the porn stars. You can keep pounding sh!t, good job.
Man on Fire
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Only in the shower. Something about the constant flowing water gives me perhaps ill placed confidence.
Skinnylove
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Bump!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
SmooveMooves
Master Don Juan
Like groceries.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
Just when I think every question about male-female relationships has been asked on this site, I see a new one. :cheer:
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backbreaker
Master Don Juan
I'll allow it
Nothing is funnier to me than surprise anal lol
Nothing is funnier to me than surprise anal lol