SeymourCake
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http://i.imgur.com/t0kLc0c.gifTyTe`EyEz said:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Can a Don Juan eat a girls ass?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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user43770
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Lol. Classic.
HumbleNinja
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SeymourCake = Seymore_Butts= Seymour the So Suave Salad Tosser!SeymourCake said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seymore_Butts
BB It was Jelly or Syrup.backbreaker said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItAzJD0o9NQ
And you can't forget the Booty Warrior!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9hIZe6cF68
Sonny Knight
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Once a b!tch shows her as$hole there are no more secrets
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
This thread is quite enlightening, on the hole.
Married Buried
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Hell no. I have never done anal. Won't even ask my wife to do it. Leave that to the porn stars. You can keep pounding sh!t, good job.
Man on Fire
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Only in the shower. Something about the constant flowing water gives me perhaps ill placed confidence.
Skinnylove
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Bump!
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
SmooveMooves
Master Don Juan
Like groceries.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
Just when I think every question about male-female relationships has been asked on this site, I see a new one. :cheer:
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backbreaker
Master Don Juan
I'll allow it
Nothing is funnier to me than surprise anal lol
Nothing is funnier to me than surprise anal lol