SeymourCake
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http://i.imgur.com/t0kLc0c.gifTyTe`EyEz said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Can a Don Juan eat a girls ass?
- Thread starter SeymourCake
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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user43770
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Lol. Classic.
HumbleNinja
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SeymourCake = Seymore_Butts= Seymour the So Suave Salad Tosser!SeymourCake said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seymore_Butts
BB It was Jelly or Syrup.backbreaker said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItAzJD0o9NQ
And you can't forget the Booty Warrior!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9hIZe6cF68
Sonny Knight
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Once a b!tch shows her as$hole there are no more secrets
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
This thread is quite enlightening, on the hole.
Married Buried
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Hell no. I have never done anal. Won't even ask my wife to do it. Leave that to the porn stars. You can keep pounding sh!t, good job.
Man on Fire
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Only in the shower. Something about the constant flowing water gives me perhaps ill placed confidence.
Skinnylove
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Bump!
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
SmooveMooves
Master Don Juan
Like groceries.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
Just when I think every question about male-female relationships has been asked on this site, I see a new one. :cheer:
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backbreaker
Master Don Juan
I'll allow it
Nothing is funnier to me than surprise anal lol
Nothing is funnier to me than surprise anal lol