"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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C&F answers needed :D! plz read!

DJsomeday

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ok so i was in my classes and this hb 7 tells me:

Her: hey can i tell you something? but promise me you won't get mad.

Me: ok go on.

Her: You look like a teddy bear

Me: ok.. i'll take that as a compliment :D

****! that's the best i could come up with in 0.2 seconds lol! it caught me off guard but maybe i could have said "soooo since when do you love teddy bears (H)?" or i don't know, can anyone give me some good C&F answers for this situation?.

PS: i'm against canned C&F lines but nonetheless i think it would improve my game to see different responses to the same thing :p thanks!

PS2: Oh btw i don't really look like a teddy bear, who the **** knows :p my face is cute and i'm kinda overweight so that may be it :D i do like the fact that since this hb told me that know i can talk to her and her friends (hbs too) like i know them for a while *without any effort/me approaching/anythingxD*! meanwhile my other guy friends haven't talkted to them!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Infraction

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Seriously people need to understand that Djing is a way of life and you can't be off guard.
my asnwer:"So you are attracted to teddy bears huh?"
 

ValleyDJing

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"You look like a teddy bear"

"As in you wanna squeeze, cuddle, and sleep with me?"
 

Plec07

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ValleyDJing said:
"As in you wanna squeeze, cuddle, and sleep with me?"
Lol nice reply. I'd go for "If your looking for an excuse to tell your parents when they find me in your bed your gonna have to do better than that."
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Infraction

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Plec07 said:
Lol nice reply. I'd go for "If your looking for an excuse to tell your parents when they find me in your bed your gonna have to do better than that."
Great one.+1 rep.
 

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Cheers Infraction, now I just need to keep practising till I can come up with stuff like that 100% of the time lol.
 
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