alphawolfx
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as aliob... maybe he might be funny, i just don't want our struggling DJ's taking bad advice...
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
and watch out or squirrels will eat your nutsOriginally posted by squirrels
Be careful, or Bjerte will squeeze your balls.![]()
and watch out or check_mate_kid will eat your nuts.Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
and watch out or squirrels will eat your nuts![]()
despite the fact there is no reason for it to be funny, it is not a pun or anything, i actuly found that rather funny! although not true lolOriginally posted by Vincent
and watch out or check_mate_kid will eat your nuts.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Stop to speak wrong of Bjerte!!! before your ball pains make you sick on floor and you stop to move!!!Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
despite the fact there is no reason for it to be funny, it is not a pun or anything, i actuly found that rather funny! although not true lol
^^probably the funniest ****nitz ive ever read at ss.comI go REALLY mad at this. It make me think she is with him now. I go to Kjell and I grab his balls in my hand. I think if he **** my girl he will not **** again! His ball pains makes him sick on floor and he stops to move!!!
I think I have MURDER him. Snits screams! I am very scared and I run!!!
I call her. Kjell is alive but she HATES me and will NEVER let me tell her sorry.
IT IS OVER FOR SNITS AND BJERTE??? Can I show I am sorry and her love back? Please?