"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bjerte The Troll Is Back!!!

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as aliob... maybe he might be funny, i just don't want our struggling DJ's taking bad advice...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by squirrels
Be careful, or Bjerte will squeeze your balls. :D
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and watch out or squirrels will eat your nuts :D
 
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Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
and watch out or squirrels will eat your nuts :D
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and watch out or check_mate_kid will eat your nuts.



ps. message a mod next next time please
 
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Originally posted by Vincent
and watch out or check_mate_kid will eat your nuts.
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despite the fact there is no reason for it to be funny, it is not a pun or anything, i actuly found that rather funny! although not true lol
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
despite the fact there is no reason for it to be funny, it is not a pun or anything, i actuly found that rather funny! although not true lol
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Stop to speak wrong of Bjerte!!! before your ball pains make you sick on floor and you stop to move!!!

(I'm sorry, I just can't resist! :D )
 
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I go REALLY mad at this. It make me think she is with him now. I go to Kjell and I grab his balls in my hand. I think if he **** my girl he will not **** again! His ball pains makes him sick on floor and he stops to move!!!
I think I have MURDER him. Snits screams! I am very scared and I run!!!
I call her. Kjell is alive but she HATES me and will NEVER let me tell her sorry.
IT IS OVER FOR SNITS AND BJERTE??? Can I show I am sorry and her love back? Please?
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^^probably the funniest ****nitz ive ever read at ss.com
 
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