alphawolfx
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as aliob... maybe he might be funny, i just don't want our struggling DJ's taking bad advice...
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Bjerte The Troll Is Back!!!
- Thread starter alphawolfx
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
squirrels
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Be careful, or Bjerte will squeeze your balls. 
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
and watch out or squirrels will eat your nutsOriginally posted by squirrels
Be careful, or Bjerte will squeeze your balls.
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
despite the fact there is no reason for it to be funny, it is not a pun or anything, i actuly found that rather funny! although not true lol
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
squirrels
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Stop to speak wrong of Bjerte!!! before your ball pains make you sick on floor and you stop to move!!!
(I'm sorry, I just can't resist!
)Centaurion
Master Don Juan
^^probably the funniest ****nitz ive ever read at ss.com