alphawolfx
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as aliob... maybe he might be funny, i just don't want our struggling DJ's taking bad advice...
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
and watch out or squirrels will eat your nutsOriginally posted by squirrels
Be careful, or Bjerte will squeeze your balls.![]()
and watch out or check_mate_kid will eat your nuts.Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
and watch out or squirrels will eat your nuts![]()
despite the fact there is no reason for it to be funny, it is not a pun or anything, i actuly found that rather funny! although not true lolOriginally posted by Vincent
and watch out or check_mate_kid will eat your nuts.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Stop to speak wrong of Bjerte!!! before your ball pains make you sick on floor and you stop to move!!!Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
despite the fact there is no reason for it to be funny, it is not a pun or anything, i actuly found that rather funny! although not true lol
^^probably the funniest ****nitz ive ever read at ss.comI go REALLY mad at this. It make me think she is with him now. I go to Kjell and I grab his balls in my hand. I think if he **** my girl he will not **** again! His ball pains makes him sick on floor and he stops to move!!!
I think I have MURDER him. Snits screams! I am very scared and I run!!!
I call her. Kjell is alive but she HATES me and will NEVER let me tell her sorry.
IT IS OVER FOR SNITS AND BJERTE??? Can I show I am sorry and her love back? Please?