"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Bjerte The Troll Is Back!!!

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as aliob... maybe he might be funny, i just don't want our struggling DJ's taking bad advice...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by squirrels
Be careful, or Bjerte will squeeze your balls. :D
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and watch out or squirrels will eat your nuts :D
 
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Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
and watch out or squirrels will eat your nuts :D
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and watch out or check_mate_kid will eat your nuts.



ps. message a mod next next time please
 
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Originally posted by Vincent
and watch out or check_mate_kid will eat your nuts.
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despite the fact there is no reason for it to be funny, it is not a pun or anything, i actuly found that rather funny! although not true lol
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
despite the fact there is no reason for it to be funny, it is not a pun or anything, i actuly found that rather funny! although not true lol
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Stop to speak wrong of Bjerte!!! before your ball pains make you sick on floor and you stop to move!!!

(I'm sorry, I just can't resist! :D )
 
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I go REALLY mad at this. It make me think she is with him now. I go to Kjell and I grab his balls in my hand. I think if he **** my girl he will not **** again! His ball pains makes him sick on floor and he stops to move!!!
I think I have MURDER him. Snits screams! I am very scared and I run!!!
I call her. Kjell is alive but she HATES me and will NEVER let me tell her sorry.
IT IS OVER FOR SNITS AND BJERTE??? Can I show I am sorry and her love back? Please?
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^^probably the funniest ****nitz ive ever read at ss.com
 
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