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Bjerte The Troll Is Back!!!

alphawolfx

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as aliob... maybe he might be funny, i just don't want our struggling DJ's taking bad advice...
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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Originally posted by squirrels
Be careful, or Bjerte will squeeze your balls. :D
and watch out or squirrels will eat your nuts :D
 

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Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
and watch out or squirrels will eat your nuts :D
and watch out or check_mate_kid will eat your nuts.



ps. message a mod next next time please
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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Originally posted by Vincent
and watch out or check_mate_kid will eat your nuts.
despite the fact there is no reason for it to be funny, it is not a pun or anything, i actuly found that rather funny! although not true lol
 

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Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
despite the fact there is no reason for it to be funny, it is not a pun or anything, i actuly found that rather funny! although not true lol
Stop to speak wrong of Bjerte!!! before your ball pains make you sick on floor and you stop to move!!!

(I'm sorry, I just can't resist! :D )
 

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I go REALLY mad at this. It make me think she is with him now. I go to Kjell and I grab his balls in my hand. I think if he **** my girl he will not **** again! His ball pains makes him sick on floor and he stops to move!!!
I think I have MURDER him. Snits screams! I am very scared and I run!!!
I call her. Kjell is alive but she HATES me and will NEVER let me tell her sorry.
IT IS OVER FOR SNITS AND BJERTE??? Can I show I am sorry and her love back? Please?
^^probably the funniest ****nitz ive ever read at ss.com
 
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