Being a Dj requires a big penis....

[DEKKA]

Originally posted by sux2bu
I wish my cack was smaller.. :/

damnit i thought i was the only one.

 

[mahon83050]

Real Man, your post was pretty dumb. Yeah, having a bigger penis might give you more confidence that is all. I have a girthy penis and you know what, it does not really give any extra confidence. As the others have said, most girls cannot tell how big your **** is unless you have already gotten intimate with them. Does a girl have to have big breast to be attractive....of course not! My one friend has the Irish curse big time, but he has been dating a cute girl for awhile. Meanwhile, I am decently hung and still single, your logic is flawed.

 

[Crotch Sniffer]

ever heard the expression "too much of a good thing"?

Mine is a little too big (9.5") and it is painful for the girl. In fact I get a lot of curious girls who only try me once, but not too much repeat business, because they complain about the pain.

I wish there was a way to reduce this thing. It really is monstrous.

 

[jakethasnake]

Actually, I lied. My penis is a little over 6 FEET long. It's so long that I've ended up killing women with it in bed, and now I'm wanted in over 23 States. Help me!

 

[Kodiac]

Real Man's statement would be true if the only chicks one could sleep with had larger than average p^ssies.

But it would be prejudice of me to comment about Real Man's sex life / BBW or fisting fetishes.

 

[Mr_Pink]

You know... it's real sad when I see a post on this message board that rivals most of the posts I see over on the IGN Vestibule in terms or pure stupidity...

-Mr. Pink

 

[So pimp its scary]

Even talking to girls, girth is considered overall more important then length... but the motions are what makes the difference.... but more important then that is the person as a whole.

 

[jakethasnake]

Originally posted by So pimp its scary
Even talking to girls, girth is considered overall more important then length... but the motions are what makes the difference.... but more important then that is the person as a whole.

Preach it, Jigga man. 100% agreed.


I don't judge a woman by her cup-size nor the snugness of her puzzy. That would be pure bullshyt.

 

[Austin Allegro]

All this reminds me of my friend Billy. He had a ten foot willy. Showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake, hit it with a rake...now it's only five feet four!

 

[bp1974]

Hey, Realman's right! Don't you get it? If you have an 18 foot c*ck, you can fit three women on it at once, all in a row like a kebab. You can f*ck three women for every one a small c*cked guy can f*ck. So in a year, you'll have f*cked three times as many women, right?

 

[Bill]

Blah blah. Blah blah I know, mine is a bit over average too. Blah blah. It hurts the girl blah blah. I don't feel more confident because of it blah blah blah.

Are you guys in High School or what. Stop with the ****-fest already, nobody cares. Even if you post actual pictures. Really.
Peace.

 

[MickoZ]

It is fun how easy you guys are to shock with that. You keep saying it is stupid, but you all talk about it, hahahahahaha.

Bigger penis might lead to be more self-confident.

It also depend of the penis, some are small and get way bigger with a boner, some are big and get less bigger with a boner.

Some get hard boner, some not hard.

Some can *** multiple time in a row, some cannot.

Some have big girth (and yes it seems to make a difference, I had good comment about this, while my length is not monstruous, I would say above average but if everyone say that, maybe we are the average? or the other just stfu)

etc.

And it could make a difference to keep your women I guess, especially in LTR.

I believe some girl will stick with a men solely because of good sex, maybe not forever, but that will extend his time ;-) [same go torward girl that are horny beyotch]

 

[SeldomSeen]

I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE

I really dont want to burst your bubble but I have dated countless, and I do mean countless women who have been with guys who I know were bigger than myself and I had these women eating out of my hands. The last girl I was with was very pretty - I'm in my 30's, she is 21 now and on the dance team for a University I care not to mention. She was dating a guy on the basketball team who I know from word of mouth was large and I do mean large down below. I met her when they had been going out for 3 months and took her away from him. I only dated her for 2 months, our schedules were fu**ed up but she told a friend who I didnt even know but met later that I was the best she ever had in bed and not only that but that I left an emotional impact on her like no one else and she still thinks about me even though its been over a year. So that whole penis size thing doesnt hold any weight unless you're only 2 inches or something. Too much hurts and most any woman will let you know that. YOu have to be able to work it in bed. I dont smoke, rarely drink, jog about 2 miles a day, lift, take vitamins, drink caffeine rarely and do my kegels. LOL BUt seriously all this has helped me perform in the sack but even a great performance doesnt mean sh** if you dont leave an emotional impact on a woman which is more important than a physical impact.

 

[MickoZ]

There is some semi-ideal size of penis, but that might depend of the girls, but that is not that matter DOH!!

Even pornstar claims that over 8 inches they are not enjoying it as much. That is the comment I heard a lot.

Anyway who care, after 20 years old, this is something you can't change, unless you want to try out surgery stuff and put some beef/porc fatness inside your shlong or however they do it.

 

[So pimp its scary]

Mikoz, I hate to burst your bubble, natural penis enlargement IS possible....

 

[MickoZ]

Oh, well yeah it is possible, I never tried to claim it was not, but I forgot to talk about it, SORRY! LOL. I won't go about it because I never did deep research about it, but what I understand is that a part of our penis is inside our body and we can just make it go out a bit more ;-) But maybe it goes beyond that. If I am wrong let me know...

Maybe bang a lot of girl and masturbate a lot can help that (penis natural enlargement) too, haw.

Maybe we should not discuss about this here and move it to the body building forum!

 

[sux2bu]

I feel sorry for all you fellas out there that have 4" cacks. You know who you are.. Damn, it must suck having to make love in the dark. Not only that, you constantly get asked the question: "Is in, yet?"

 

[MVPlaya]

Originally posted by Real Man
you guys are saying this to make yourselves feel better. You are not facing and accepting the truth.

If you have a big one and can use it well......you are the man. ALL women know this but don't want to hurt your feelings.

Now to the guy who used the 'big tits' analogy....well its not the same. A woman likes to feel her vagina filled up....the thrusts feel better to her. It gives her more sensation.

I have a solution to little penis guys like you....find an oriental girl.

Homie, you are so stupid. Lets hear it, how big is yours? I bet its shorter than the chicks' index finger!

Now, one of the guys I know has a huge c0ck (Okay Okay... to prove I'm not gay, we were all drunk and there was this truth or dare thing, one of the chicks dared him to take off his pants... he took off more). His is 16"... he's a ƒucking mutant. Now, after than night... all the chicks were jocking his ugly stupid ass... but when he tried to bed one of them she chickened out... I guess she didn't wanna get impaled. Thing is, there are meat-freaks out there... chicks who want huge **** or only go for guys of x-size, but the thing is, most people don't ask you how "big" you are. They have to find out, so, in other words, you've already ƒucked them by the time that happens. Also, chicks like bigger c0cks because they supposedly give more pleasure, however, if you can hit her G-Spot w/ an average-sized c0ck she will still want you. I've overheard some chicks talk about sex and their men and c0cksize was something I just didn't hear... what I heard was "oh my god, he was sooo good" etc. etc. They liked the sex... not the c0ck. Now, if C0CK is all that mattered... then why the hell do we learn to DJ? What's the point of having a big c0ck when you never get to use it, homie? This post is retarded... you are retarded... I have no more need of listening to your stupid nonsense.

 

[DEKKA]

only wh0res have penis-envy.....








guess im stuck with em

 

[b's nuts]

you say they are looking for girth? Mine is shaped like a tuna can!
Oh sh*t. No one makes me laugh harder than me, does that mean im conceded? An internet chat board d1ck measuring contest, man this sh*t has really gone to far don't you think? OH, and Real Man, whats your reason for telling a bunch of guys you are well endowed? I could care less how big yours is, cuz if we ever went toe to toe, id still kick your d1ck in the dirt. BIATCH.