"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Being a Dj requires a big penis....
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
mahon83050
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Crotch Sniffer
Banned
Mine is a little too big (9.5") and it is painful for the girl. In fact I get a lot of curious girls who only try me once, but not too much repeat business, because they complain about the pain.
I wish there was a way to reduce this thing. It really is monstrous.
jakethasnake
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It's so long that I've ended up killing women with it in bed, and now I'm wanted in over 23 States. Help me! But it would be prejudice of me to comment about Real Man's sex life / BBW or fisting fetishes.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
jakethasnake
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Preach it, Jigga man. 100% agreed.
I don't judge a woman by her cup-size nor the snugness of her puzzy. That would be pure bullshyt.
Austin Allegro
Master Don Juan
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Are you guys in High School or what. Stop with the ****-fest already, nobody cares. Even if you post actual pictures. Really.
Peace.
Bigger penis might lead to be more self-confident.
It also depend of the penis, some are small and get way bigger with a boner, some are big and get less bigger with a boner.
Some get hard boner, some not hard.
Some can *** multiple time in a row, some cannot.
Some have big girth (and yes it seems to make a difference, I had good comment about this, while my length is not monstruous, I would say above average but if everyone say that, maybe we are the average? or the other just stfu)
etc.
And it could make a difference to keep your women I guess, especially in LTR.
I believe some girl will stick with a men solely because of good sex, maybe not forever, but that will extend his time ;-) [same go torward girl that are horny beyotch]
SeldomSeen
Senior Don Juan
I really dont want to burst your bubble but I have dated countless, and I do mean countless women who have been with guys who I know were bigger than myself and I had these women eating out of my hands. The last girl I was with was very pretty - I'm in my 30's, she is 21 now and on the dance team for a University I care not to mention. She was dating a guy on the basketball team who I know from word of mouth was large and I do mean large down below. I met her when they had been going out for 3 months and took her away from him. I only dated her for 2 months, our schedules were fu**ed up but she told a friend who I didnt even know but met later that I was the best she ever had in bed and not only that but that I left an emotional impact on her like no one else and she still thinks about me even though its been over a year. So that whole penis size thing doesnt hold any weight unless you're only 2 inches or something. Too much hurts and most any woman will let you know that. YOu have to be able to work it in bed. I dont smoke, rarely drink, jog about 2 miles a day, lift, take vitamins, drink caffeine rarely and do my kegels. LOL BUt seriously all this has helped me perform in the sack but even a great performance doesnt mean sh** if you dont leave an emotional impact on a woman which is more important than a physical impact.
Even pornstar claims that over 8 inches they are not enjoying it as much. That is the comment I heard a lot.
Anyway who care, after 20 years old, this is something you can't change, unless you want to try out surgery stuff and put some beef/porc fatness inside your shlong or however they do it.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Maybe bang a lot of girl and masturbate a lot can help that (penis natural enlargement) too, haw.
Maybe we should not discuss about this here and move it to the body building forum!
Homie, you are so stupid. Lets hear it, how big is yours? I bet its shorter than the chicks' index finger!
Now, one of the guys I know has a huge c0ck (Okay Okay... to prove I'm not gay, we were all drunk and there was this truth or dare thing, one of the chicks dared him to take off his pants... he took off more). His is 16"... he's a ƒucking mutant. Now, after than night... all the chicks were jocking his ugly stupid ass... but when he tried to bed one of them she chickened out... I guess she didn't wanna get impaled. Thing is, there are meat-freaks out there... chicks who want huge **** or only go for guys of x-size, but the thing is, most people don't ask you how "big" you are. They have to find out, so, in other words, you've already ƒucked them by the time that happens. Also, chicks like bigger c0cks because they supposedly give more pleasure, however, if you can hit her G-Spot w/ an average-sized c0ck she will still want you. I've overheard some chicks talk about sex and their men and c0cksize was something I just didn't hear... what I heard was "oh my god, he was sooo good" etc. etc. They liked the sex... not the c0ck. Now, if C0CK is all that mattered... then why the hell do we learn to DJ? What's the point of having a big c0ck when you never get to use it, homie? This post is retarded... you are retarded... I have no more need of listening to your stupid nonsense.
b's nuts
Master Don Juan
Oh sh*t. No one makes me laugh harder than me, does that mean im conceded? An internet chat board d1ck measuring contest, man this sh*t has really gone to far don't you think? OH, and Real Man, whats your reason for telling a bunch of guys you are well endowed? I could care less how big yours is, cuz if we ever went toe to toe, id still kick your d1ck in the dirt. BIATCH.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.