Monkey
Master Don Juan
You still talking 'Real man'???, I think we've nearly all left so be sure to turn the lights off when you've finished! 
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
It has nothing to do with Darwinism. Back when Humans lived more like animals a womans pleasure didnt mean ****. The toughest, strongest or smartest male would take her, screw her and thats it. It didnt have anything to do with how big his **** was.This is the way its meant to be. Survival of the fittest.
Originally posted by Real Man
Now this is the god to honest truth.
All things being the same men with larger than average penises will be the ones getting with the women.
The rest fall in to chumps category.....the guys that will get dumped for a guy with a bigger penis.
You can't be a DJ with a small penis, guys. Size matters big time! Infact girth moreso than length.
If you believe that bullshiite that women do not look for the 'above average' guys then you are naieve. Women seek out guys with big penises....it is more pleasurable to them.
You can do all the techniques, djing, muscle building you want but if you have a small penis.....well you aint "THE MAN" to her. This is the natural pecking order that god intended. The survival of the fittest.
A big penis and being able to use it well. That's what a woman wants and that's what will keep her.
Just like all things being equal the big guy will always win a fight simmilarly the big penis wins the girl.
Incase you are wondering the average is 6" length, 5" girth. To many women that will not be enough...why? cos the guys with big penis get around more than the guys with little penises. Its a fact. The well endowed guys will have shagged more women whilst little penies gets none. Women talk...their perception is marred by the accounts of big penises......if you have big one and use it well then you get to fawk all the friends network. So to a woman the average is not enough....you need a big one.
Woman also want guys that can orgasm again and again. Big penis and the multi-orgasmic ability will keep any womans interest sky high.
Its all about penis. You either got it or you have not. Guys with big penises are generally more alpha, more confident and are natural with women.
So you cant be a dj and have a small penis....its a contradiction.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Your simple quote above actually tells us all we need to know about what women want in penis size. I'm sure you didn't understand this of course but it is true nonetheless.Originally posted by Real Man
Survival of the fittest.
You guys were not meant to pass on your genes.
Offspring?! Dont flatter him.So, since you are clearly not intelligent enough to post here (your offspring will likely be as well lol), STFU.
Starman?Originally posted by Real Man
Hey Player supreme,
Are you telling me i am wrong?
BTW, you the one who is 44 and still running around like a little kid. Midlife crisis me thinks.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Yes, yes we all have little starmen. ~ZappaOriginally posted by Real Man
starman, who is starman.
You guys have little ones.
exactly!Why would anyone even be mad at this unless they have a small penis?
becuase he is wasting space on the forumOriginally posted by THA REALNESS
Why would anyone even be mad at this unless they have a small penis?
What is 'small' anyway? I don't think I'm small, and I'm Asian to boot.Originally posted by THA REALNESS
Why are guys mad?? It's not like sosuave.com is a brain-trust.
Why would anyone even be mad at this unless they have a small penis?
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
BTW, you measure along the top. LOL!Just over 6 inches here.
Hehe exactly.Originally posted by jakethasnake
And dude.... with every inch over 7 inches, I get more and more skeptical about what a dude says about his ****.It seems every Tom **** and Harry has an 8 incher, and I ain't buying it. By my complex mathematical formula, you're closer to 7. Haven't you heard of the 'One-Inch Curve' when recording self-claimed penis size?
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(The probability of this rule actually applying to a person increases with every inch over 6 that they claim for their penis size.
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When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.